Heard you were talking shit, so what's THIS then huh?? Is this not a marriage certificate??
oh no look what you made me do anon 😔😔 i just wanted to crack a joke but i upset my beloved wife whom i love very very much 😔😔 you see the reason why this is a very unusual certificate is that it's been 27 years since we got married and this was the best they could do at that time...
what can i do to make up for my silly joke my lovely rose please do tell me would mayhaps adopting a new bunny or a delicious dinner help? i'm at your service always<3











