Guys, I don’t know why everyone keeps calling Jason Grace a kebab, but that surfing accident was really tragic
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Guys, I don’t know why everyone keeps calling Jason Grace a kebab, but that surfing accident was really tragic
I think my problem with the moral greyification of the prime deities is that, for the last two campaigns, the two exandria unlimited campaigns, and tlovm, critical role portrayed the prime deities as benevolent and actively helpful, at the very least willing to fight for and protect mortal beings. Every time someone in C3 asks “what have the gods done for us?” we, the fans, are going to remember stuff like Melora shielding Fjord from Uk’otoa under the Arbor Exemplar, or Pike and her relationship to Sarenrae, or Vex shooting an arrow created by a cleric while radiating sunlight from her blessing from Pelor. We, the fans, have pretty good reason to like the gods. Hell, the last time we had a “the prime deities are bad actually” argument it was from Asmodeus, lord of the hells, prince of lies, and he later subverted his sympathy for the devil shtick in a scene that would go down in history as one of the best in Critical Role. I think now we’re looking at people complaining about the gods and it’s jarring because to us it seems like it came out of nowhere with a lot of evidence against it. “What have the gods done for us?” Fucking a lot.
(Also, it’s true that the C3 characters haven’t seen what we have, but Laudna was brought back by a cleric of Sarenrae and Orym has a literal sword blessed by the Wildmother. The gods actually have done things for them)
Another, smaller thing is that the Prime Deities in Critical Role aren’t associated with the hate and oppression and violence that is tied to modern religious institutions (which was something I thought was to CR’s detriment given the existence of Vasselheim, and I actually do like them showing the dark side of Vasselheim now). We haven’t been given a reason to hate religion beforehand, and even now that we do, we can argue that the actions taken by mortals in the name of their god does not justify the eradication of said god. Anyway, I think this just goes back into the “it’s jarring, it seemed to have come out of left field” concept.
The last thing is I’m honestly sick of hearing the players and NPCs debating why we should help the Prime Deities since they’re #problematic. Who gives a fuck. Imagine if an old man was sick of the king so he decided to release a rabid bear in the king’s castle, and you’re like “okay but I live in the castle too though?” and he’s like “Don’t worry, it won’t harm you.” Would you follow this man? No! Imagine knowing this old man who was involved in the murders of so many people, including your friends and family, in cold blood to achieve his godless world, and someone says “actually I don’t like the gods” and you’re like “oh damn, maybe this old man has a point.” Who cares if he has a point! He’s murdering entire villages of innocents! The ends don’t actually justify the means! I’m glad Orym and Ashton and Laudna are at least on board with that part, but I’m worried their resolve is weakening. Also I wish the god debate would just shut down when one of them points that out instead of continuing on.
Hades Pt. 3
The Gods are not the only ones to aid Zagreus when he is out on a run. There are several heroes and noted people of myth who appear both in the House of Hades and out in the various sections. While some dwell in the House of Hades, I chose to present them here because they come in pairs. They are names recognizable to anybody who has read even a little bit of Greek mythology. Sisyphus and…
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The Mortals "I Want More", Still a great song
Sometimes I wish the Pastor were a god.
I could steal her name and seal her away.
I wouldn't want to be the Pastor.
But it would be glorious vengeance.
O Pastor I wish upon you this;
May your Cook see the truth of you and run.
May your life be as empty as the space I leave.
May you understand the person you've become.
The John and Buzz Show 11/4/2019
The Mortals - Disintegration
Exploding Hearts - Throwaway Style
Flesh Eaters - The Hammer Hits The Nail
Prisonshake - Always Almost There
Pagans - Little Black Egg
The Bats - I Go Wild
Mike Rep and the Quotas - Fade Away
Lair Matic - Meet Me In A Dream
Naked Skinnies - All My Life
~Punk Pink Panther~
New Salem Witch Hunters - Kiskis
The Clocks - Confidentially Renee
Damnation Of Adam Blessing - Death Of A Virgin
Hawk Baby - Hologram I Am
Spike In Vain - A Means To An End
No Parole - Concentration Camp
Mirrors - I Think I’m Falling
Great Plains - The Way She Runs A Fever
Cold Cold Hearts - ?
Lime Spiders - Beyond The Fringe