#the mortified guide

[feeshies]

i’m fuckin dead

[jonahsimms]

THIS SHOW IS AMAZING

[today-in-old-diary-entries]

Hello all, welcome to my blog! Call me Castti! :)

I started this blog because I’ve been writing journal entries on my own since I was 10 and it would be fun to share the embarrassing entries from over the last 6yrs. I was also inspired by The Mortified Guide (2018), Mortified Nation (2013), and the Mortified Podcast.

Most of my entries are going to be from 2018-2022 or 5th-8th grade since I feel far enough detached from then to freely share!

All of the journals have titles similar to being in a book series so here is all of them including their years covered. They all start with “An Ungodly Amount of Time That is Actually Just My Life” (ik very catchy)

Part 1 (Sept 2018 - Nov 2020)

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo (Nov 2020 - Jul 2021)

Part 3: Give Me Your Bells (Jul 2021 - Apr 2022)(it was an Animal Crossing Journal)

Part 4: How Long Will This Stay Together (Apr 2022 - Jan 2023)(the book had no spine and many previous books had to be hot glued together)

Part 5: Astrology (Jan 2023 - Jul 2023)(the book had constellations on it)

Part 6: Why Does This Look Like A Yearbook? (Jul 2023 - Apr 2024)

Part 7: Unlined Chaos (Apr 2024 - Dec 2024)

Part 8: From The Sad Bookstore (Dec 2024 - )

About Me:

I like to write, watch baseball (go Mariners), play video games, and watch TV with my Mom

I play an instrument

Love Splatoon, Octopath Traveler, Stardew Valley, Luigi’s Mansion (specifically the 2nd one), Ittle Dew 2, Animal Crossing, Hypnospace Outlaw, and Firewatch

Feel free to ask me any questions! :)

[peter-and-george-were-dating]

There's this show on Netflix (The Mortified Guide) and they're basically reading unedited fanfiction in front of a live audience. This is the most valid timeline

[wakeupthewublins]

‪I'm watching the mortified guide and it's pretty cute and funny lmfao‬

[jonahsimms]

ok i’ve been watching Mortified and hearing their podcast all day and i feel just like i did when i watched Queer Eye, so idk...whole? i love this 

[apertureentertainment]

Congratulations to Aperture Entertainment's Michael Mayer on the Sundance premiere of his new series 'The Mortified Guide.'

Sundance Now's deaf buddy dramedy is honest and funny, while 'The Mortified Guide' expands beyond its stage and podcast roots in a heartfelt TV incarnation.

[apertureentertainment]

Aperture Entertainment's Mike Mayer's ‘The Mortified Guide’ Is A Hilarious, Cozy Reminder That We’re All A Bunch Of Weirdos

Very excited for the Netflix debut of Mike Mayer's "The Mortified Guide."