#the ninjas

[airyiie]

I love my adopted childern.. look at them.. def garmadons

[fabseg-creator]

Villains Contest 2: Candidate n°19 (Harumi)

Do you think the villainess worthy of the Pantheon of Villains ?

Yes 😈

No ⛔

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

Presentation: (tw: Anti-Lego r*c*sm, s*x*sm)

Princess Harumi (a.k.a. the Quiet One) is a major antagonist of Ninjago. She is the Ninjago Imperial couple's adoptive daughter and the leader of the Sons of Garmadon.

-Voldemort (pissed off): "A female Lego humanoid. These living toys are becoming a biggest problem next after Muggles." (to Harumi) "Hey girl ! It's the Villains Contest there. Not the Lego Contest. 😡"

-Harumi: (to Voldemort) "Do you call me as a toy ? You are a real misogynist and r*c*st, Voldemort. 😒"

-Voldemort: "So. You already know me ? Unexpected."

-Harumi: "I heard about you because you have a Lego counterpart, Voldy."

-Voldemort: "Another me as a Lego figurine ? 😦"

-Harumi: "Of course. I have photos of your Lego version on me."

Harumi shows a photo of Lego Voldemort. He looks chilling. 💀

-Voldemort: "Oh. That thing ? He looks as terrifying as me. But I remain to be the most terrifying one. Sounds as such a honor. 😁"

-Harumi: "Wait again. I have this screenshot too."

She shows the other image: Lego Voldemort with hair a wig. 🤡

-Voldemort (surprised and ashamed): "Dafuq ?!! 😳😱"

The Jury members laugh at Voldemort. 😃😄😁😆😅😂 The Joker is most laughing. 🤣

-Harumi: (to the Jury members) "And I also know that a majority of you has his own version in Lego franchise. 😏"

The Jury members turn calm down and astonished. 😮😯😲😳😕🤨 Joker still continues to laugh. 😆

-Sailor Galaxia: "Do you come to tell your criminal life or to promote a Lego commercial, girl ?"

-Harumi: "Oh. Sorry. 😅 I am Harumi and I am candidate to the Villains Contest."

-Chrysalis: "So. Let's play."

Her villainy's journey:

When Harumi was a child, she lived happily with her parents in Ninjago City. And she liked the Ninjas. But one day, the Great Devourer attacked and terrorized the city. Her parents evacuated her out of their building. Harumi survived but her parents were killed in the building's destruction caused by the evil giant snake. Traumatized, the girl turned disappointed toward the Ninjas and blamed them for her parents' death because they were unable to defeat the big snake. The little quiet girl later developped admiration to the one who managed to kill the Great Devourer: Lord Garmadon (Ninjas' enemy in this period). Nextafter, she was adopted by the Ninjago Imperial family and became the Jade Princess.

Her biggest crimes:

In parallel, Princess Harumi founded and led the Sons of Garmadon under the alias of the Quiet One. With her gang (Ultraviolet, Mr. E and Killow), she planned to resurrect Garmadon in his evil form by stealing and reassembling the Oni Masks. The gang kidnapped a deaged-into-baby Wu (rejuvenated after his battle against Acronix and Krux). She gained the trust of the Ninjas (mainly Lloyd the Green Ninja) to better cause their downfall for later. First, she sent her gang to assault the imperial palace. So, she made her adoptive parents and Hutchins (a loyal Master-at-Arms and her protector) both being killed.

-Loki: "Have you done this assault just to easily become Empress of Ninjago ? Very clever."

-Harumi: "I absolutely don't care about being empress, queen and/or princess. I don't give a fuck to privileges and money."

Chloé becomes shocked. 😨 The Joker laughs. 😆

-Azula: "You are more insane than me. 😧"

-Chloé Bourgeois (worried): "Even me, I haven't planned that to my traitorous family members. 😰"

-Magneto: (to Chloé) "You supposed to leave your chair after your run away, Chloé."

Harumi/Quiet One manipulated Lloyd to take the third and last Oni Mask in a forgotten cave. She and her gang captured the Green Ninja and his mother Misako in order to prepare the ritual to bring Garmadon back to life. Despite the Ninjas arrested the Sons of Garmadon in custody, the former evil lord was resurrected. And Harumi assisted him to his conquest of Ninjago and to help him to unlock his True Potential. That made him fighting and beating his son. The Quiet One assisted the Emperor Garmadon as his advisor. She even managed to convince the Oni lord to take her as her hairess and adoptive daughter.

-Chrysalis: "I do that, me too. I manipulate adult women to take me as their daughter. 😏"

But in the finale battle between the Garmadon's regime and the Resistance (led by Lloyd), Harumi realized how Garmadon was too destructive to be reasoned. While she saved a family from a building's fall, she was crushed under ruins.

Meanwhile, the Overlord resurrected her and requested her to produce an army of Crystal warriors. So, Harumi led a crime business on Vengestone trafficking and she recruited a group of villains that the Ninjas previously arrested. Once the Overlord took physical form under the form of the Crystal King, Harumi assisted him in his plan to corrupt Ninjago in his image until he confessed to be the one who created and sent the Great Devourer to turn Garmadon into evil and to later use her and the Oni man as his pawns for his evil plan. That made her to side with Lloyd, Wu, Garmadon, the Ninjas and the anti-Crystal alliance.

The reaction(s):

-Magneto: "So. Your redeem yourself like Garmadon did ?"

-Harumi: "At least. I appreciated my path I followed. 😊"

Magneto, Doctor Doom, Sailor Galaxia and Loki are happy for her. 🙂😊☺😁 The other Jury members feel disappointed and digusted (especially Voldemort and Chloé). 🤨😒😠😣😖🤢

-Voldemort: "I think about veto her admission to the Pantheon of Villains. A Lego female who turns on the good side is annoying to me. 😩"

Maleficent, Magneto and Sailor Galaxia 🤨😠😡 glare at Voldemort who turns worried. 🙁

-Galaxia (coldly intimidating): (to Voldemort) "Watch your longue, Voldy. Lego beings (whatever male or female) can accomplish fascinating things. If you say that again in the next Lego being coming in our Contest, I ask to everyone to kick you out of the Jury. 👿"

-Maleficent (menacing): "And if you don't shut up, I will personnally destroy you. 💀"

-Magneto: "These women don't fool at all. 😁"

Voldemort will remember that. 😰

[mogwai-movie-house]

The Ninjas (1962)

Very exciting and entertaining ninja flick, perhaps the very first, and on those grounds it still holds up today. The side-plots and drama are, respectively, a little confusing and soap-opera-y but the scenes of ninjas climbing walls and stealthily assassinating folks have been hugely influential and are still way more thrilling than most action movies made today.

★★★★★★★½✰✰

[valiantly-onward]

Ninja Braincells

Jay: surprisingly good with a braincell but loses the ability to hold it the moment anyone else is in the room. He either has to share with someone or be alone

Kai: has never been trusted with the braincell, unknown. The others are too afraid to let him have it

Zane: degeneration of braincells due to years of exposure. Still mostly active

Nya: extremely good with a braincell but is unable to hold multiple at once. Uses hers exclusively for mechanical stuff and staying sane in a house of boys

Cole: can hold a braincell but doesn’t know how to use it

Lloyd: knows how to use a braincell and has one most of the time. Uses it for battles and training, but is sometimes stolen by other ninja. Lack of braincell causes extreme dorkiness and teenager dumb

Wu: has gained several braincells over the course of his life but can lose them on occasion

Pixal: all braincells are property of Pixal, copyright

[allbumcovers]

[lifeinpoetry]

I used to be a heretic from the world— / Then romance washed over me. I think I might believe.

Jane Yeh, from “This Morning,” The Ninjas

[kaithemasterof-fear]

Headcanon

All the Ninjas like to wear dresses, especially in the summer since it's hot

They rock them!

Also,

Interviewer, to nya: So, being the only girl ninja, doesn't it suck shopping alone?

Nya,thinking about all the times the boys has dragged her along to buy dresses: what???