#the ninth

[dearestcherry]

treno, the ninth.

[harrowing-hark]

The Jawless Skull.

I think if the Ninth House participated in pumpkin painting as a tradition Harrowhark would paint this exact design every year, seeking to get every detail methodically perfect. Undortunatley, Ortus also paints the Jawless Skull every year; and since it's his face paint of choice, he's vexingly good at it.

[elitist-asshole]

alright locked tomb mutuals i just finished reading gideon the ninth for the first time (because of you all!) and I Get It Now

[pelaajanifta]

Stalktober Day 17: Hideout

[tindome-art]

One flesh, one end.

I love running around as Drearburh's finest >///< There's something... I don't know, it's just so nice and comforting to be able to bring Gideon into physical being! (And giving her and Harrow moments they never got in the books...)

Needed some cheering up, decided to post this great photo of the yellow-eyed moron with a lopsided grin and her gloom mistress, shot with a mobile phone camera by poor Allion Photography, after the end of NärCon Summer 2025.

[douche-canoe-regatta]

when you think about it, the Ninth (for all their ghoulish Ambiance) is remarkably less fucked up than the other houses? yeah they have spooky scary skeletons and dress like douchebags but when it comes to warfare they don't seem particularly interested in straight-up torturing people to death, which is unfortunately a fucking anomaly.

I mean, sure. being gangbanged to death by skeletons isn't a fantastic way to go but it's probably a lot better than whatever the Second is up to with their "die screaming 😇" power move or the Fourth's ingenious "throw exploding teenagers at it!!" gambit. I don't know exactly what tickles the Eighth's giblets but I imagine they explain mid-murder why it is Just and Right that you're being killed as they glow you to death, which is just insulting.

at least getting drafted into the skeleton army is probably more like your bones moving one way and your meat....staying still? then the meat gets turned into to soap or candles or whatever (so eco friendly!) and the bones garden shitty vegetables for a few hundred/thousand years. c'est la mort.

the Ninth aren't known to be cannibals or corpsefuckers. they don't seem interested in exploding teens (however awful they are) or slonking away at your spirit until you're a bag of wet skin filled with teeth demons or w/e. they ALSO don't expect anyone to follow their weird religion unless you really want to (but why would you though) and, after all, they only killed ONE itty bitty generation! just a couple hundred kids! so much less horrifying!!

[mannavarda]

Под впечатлением от фанфика автора rachel19 (ссыль https://archiveofourown.org/works/71262386) нарисовала вот такого неприлично голого Девятого