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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Product Placement
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@elitist-asshole
No one - and I mean no one- could have prepared me just how much of my adult life would consist of keeping the dumbest dog ever created alive against his will
It's 103 degrees out and your brain is the size of pea dude I can't let you lay out there and bake all day you'll literally LITERALLY fry your little pea brain please stop screaming at me
Am I putting the mop bucket up high to keep it from my child? Now I am not. This dummy thinks Lysol is just flavoring even though it made him vomit.
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?
Buddhist who doesn't eat ultra processed foods because it takes too long to be thankful for all the machines involved
Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:
Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money
Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis
You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'
Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable
Cons:
HIPAA
Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing
You can ding points for
‘anxiety’ and 'you just
need to lose some weight’
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
been said before but like greatest argument for immigration to the us is that immigrants like the US more than americans do. I got scolded by a kuwaiti guy in a bar for being californian but not having read john steinbeck
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
Penelope, you are a Bridgerton now.
The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
ngl this kinda funny
bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.
this is not a bit but a grim reality
just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.
Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's
don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell
my vision btw
HEY
I think it’s weird and annoying that there’s this societal push for “let women be feminine again!!!” when there has still never been any acceptance for masculine women
you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup
places and events i've worn no makeup to: every job interview i've ever done (i'm employed), every doctor's appointment i've ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i've ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i've ever been to (they still let you in)
From what I understand there are some real social advantages to using it that can create pressures (more for some groups than others). For example, supposedly you get paid more if you use it, although I would expect this also depends heavily on where you work exactly.
That said, let's not exaggerate the consequences of skipping it either. Most people care less than you might expect, if they even notice at all. It really is optional.
I have never used it in my life and no one has ever given me trouble over it.
She knows there are chicken hearts in there
Love (chicken hearts) is stored in the jorts
Tag yourself I'm the fourth one
They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for
They literally
can’t tag themselves. That’s what the
scientists are for
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
with a little help from his older brother, Hank Green has invented an absurdly enjoyable word-spelling game called smush.
