#the oddballs

[beast-of-mosss]

Queuing this until it gets popular

[adventurous-adventures]

3 November 2024

New update! Yay! And we start off great

We're going to start off with this incorrect quote because it was right before the notes:

Harmonoia: hmmm

Raven: what?

Harmonoia: I wonder what you taste like.

Raven and Harmonoia: *imagine Harmo biting Raven.*

Alistair and Dewdrop: *imagine Harmo and Raven making out.*

Onto the notes!

• "You smell like smut"

• Mick does a tarot reading about the upcoming American election (spoiler: alot of turbulence)

• The word 'excommunicate' gets thrown around alot.

• "Land of the free? More like land of the reee" - Zain and Mick

• Raven tries to slap Juniper awake.

• "Is Dewdrop still getting railed?"

• Iphigenia ghost.exe has entered the chat

• "Have you tried possesting?"

• "It's the only chance you'll have to be inside your girlfriend." - Dewdrop

• Mick really wants Juniper dead.

• "I hand the knife to the toddler." - Georgie

• Ghost rugby team name: the All Deads

• Does the Dagger want to kill? Or does it want to slice some cheese?

• Dewdrop falls into a dagger and then kills Juniper.

• Raven loots Juniper's body as her ghost appears.

• Ghost River-Lea appears.

• "Who are you? Whose Rhea?" (FUCKING BOMBSHELL)

• Ghost Juniper and Ghost Iphigenia leave for a Ghost honeymoon

• Kallisto is straight up not having a good time.

• "I can make fire I don't know how to fuck it though." - River-Lea.

• The party decide to follow where the Lyre sound is coming from.

• Perched atop a rock, there is a Dhampnir woman playing the Lyre...a familiar acquaintance of Raven's:Harmonoia

• Harmonoia joins the party and they all head back into the spider room.

• Tweed is so tall he pats Raven on the head.

• There is a Shild (Alex's wording) on top of the fireplace.

• Dewdrop and Alistair sing the secret tunnel song, then Dewdrop sing WAP.

• Harmonoia may fuck the dragon Cryovain???

• There are no feet in the foot locker. Raven makes a joke about foot fetishes.

• Tweed takes the shield off the top of the fireplace and gives it to Kallisto.

• "Tweed? Like the fabric?" - Harmonoia

• Tweed is officially Canon.

• "Oh no can she feel ghosts?" - Zain

• Harmonoia can feel the ectoplasm.

• Zain, Mick and Georgie misinterpret what Alex says about the next room the party reaches.

• Raven, Harmonoia and Tweed adopt Kallisto as their younger sister.

• Harmonoia just drops the info of the ghosts being around Axholm. Raven got called "Kennedy".

• There is a glint of silver. Tweed wanted Raven to shoot it. The glint of silver ends up being armor.

• Raven shoots at the armor and annoys Harmonoia. They exchange banter.

• More doors! All these doors.

• Raven opens the "soggy" door. More lore gets dropped about Raven and Harmonoia's past.

• "Two hearths make a right."

• The party hears a fluttering noise in the abandoned blacksmiths' forge. Harmonoia casts dancing lights to light up the room.

• The fluttering noise is coming from the chimney as more mosquitos pop into the room.

• Raven pops the mosquito with a crossbow bolt.

• "Fuck yeah concrete!" - Georgie

• Harmonoia has martial envy, jealous of Raven's proficiency.

• Raven finds a full tool rack of smithing tools.

• Mick opens up the index of the player's handbook and sees "sex."

• Mick scares everyone (Zain and Lara a little bit)

• The holy bibble.

• "Tool room? Yeah I sure hope it does." - Georgie

• We make a bunch of sex jokes which send Alex into Spain without the A.

• "Smithing without the ing." - Zain

• "Who the fuck is Smith?" - Alex

• "SMITH DEEZ NUTS" - Zain

• More sex jokes.

• "It's not that I can't breathe I just forgot to." - Alex.

• The party now goes to the eat room. We immediately leave as there are all those Ghouls we killed a few sessions ago.

• We go to the weetbix door. Raven recognizes the room.

• "Is this a sex dungeon?" - Harmonoia. Alex loses it. Raven spots a gloryhole before he leaves.

• "Oh dear lord you've been to the Daily." - Raven

• The party go through the never weet-bix door.

• The party sees rocks in the fireplaces.

• We have explored all but two of the rooms in the throne room. Raven leads the party into the western doors and into a dining room.

• Through a small door in the dining room and the party sees a kitchen. Raven finds a small bottle of beer.

• The party has explored all of Axholm. They decided to haul all the ghouls into one mass pit outside of Axholm. Raven makes a bonfire using a scimitar and his fire rune.

• We end the session by T-posing around Alex while reciting the "crazy" meme.

[ak1nach1ri]

[creativeskullcreations]

@enderdwarf123 is amazing listen to these amazing songs he did!

I’m not in the Friday Night Funking fandom, but this is amazing. If it ever did become a real mod, that would be the best thing ever.

I might actually get the game for it lol

[adventurous-adventures]

Uploading this mid-session but doomed yuri, sapphic tragedy, the lesbians ship chart

[adventurous-adventures]

5 July 2024: We're back!! ... again

we keep going on haitus because something keeps coming up

BING BONG WE'RE BACK AGAIN

Georgie uses Jesus. It's super effective.

There is a spare chair that neither Zain nor Georgie sit on.

Praise the floor! (reference to TAAOD and the floormans)

Lara is now bulk buying books instead of crystals. (jesus, really calling me out on that one. y'all think books are an improvement to crystals)

Georgie has also fallen head first into sonic lore. Zain approves of this.

Zain goes goblin mode and jumpscares Alex.

The 5 Dwarves size up the rats (?) And think they can take them...in a fight, right?

Alex has completely lost it. "It took one sentence?! To make a sex joke?!" (new record)

Mick makes a small yelp. I don't know why they made that.

The Dwarves are not fighters, they're lovers.

Lara was really close to throwing their embroidery work at Georgie.

"The Gnomes want to fuck the rats" - Zain "They're Dwarves." - Alex "The Dwarves want to fuck the rats" - Zain "Viscerally." - Mick "With Pickaxes." - Georgie "This is the weirdest Minecraft porn I've ever heard of." - Zain

It has been 17 minutes and Alex is so very broken.

"He's just Don John." - Georgie "Anywhere else and he would be a racist black guy." - Zain

"The default for racists is white." - Georgie

Ew we're talking about religion.

Zain now wants to burn a Bible.

Communion wafers are made of Jesus' flesh.

"Who the fuck wants to eat Jesus?" - Zain (blame Jesus, he's the one who came up with the eucharist)

Georgie and Mick are Pagan. Zain immediately thinks of Pagan Min from far cry 4 (May Pagan's light shine upon us all.)

"We could take it 3 way." - Georgie

We try to figure out the context of the choc'd or Fingered quote. Georgie wondered if we fingered anybody.

There's a locked door behind the Dwarves. Iphigenia breaks their thieves' tools.

Mick was very closing in searching up 'how to make a bomb in D&D.'

Raven knows how to make gunpowder.

One of the Dwarves finally tell us of another way that involves climbing up a cliff.

Raven does a resident evil 4 and shoots the lock with his crossbow. He gets a nat 20 and breaks it.

Raven convinces the Dwarves not to fight the Lycanthorpe rats. The Dwarves made River-Lea literally swear to come back. (River-Lea says fuck).

The party stealthily make it to where they can see the exit. There are two guards that are standing in the way, watching out towards the clearing.

Zain ponders how to deal with this in the toilet.

Zain has decided to resort to violence with a suprise round.

"Gaylight, Girlkeep, Gasboss."

Plan has changed, Don John gets yeeted by River-Lea (georgie temporarily regains yeeting privileges which were revoked from the yeeting incident)

Raven is gonna suprise shoot a mofo.

Alex's brain is fried from all the sex jokes.

"Man your brain is really fucked up." - Zain

SUPRISE ROUND STARTS:

Juniper makes the guards crispy with a couple of scorching rays.

Raven gets a headshot on one and then brutally murders the other.

Raven has "edged the Dwarves emotionally."

There's another wererat that opens the door and sees the scene unfold. Then the party decides to bolt it out of there.

The party makes it back to Phandalin by sunset.

"What has Wester done for this village?" - Georgie "Shit his pants" - Zain

Alistair and Dewdrop have been quiet this entire session.

Dewdrop was getting railed by Orcs and Alistair was just quiet.

Iphigenia and Juniper sleep at Iphigenia's family bakery and Raven and River-Lea sleep at the farm.

IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!

Zain falls for the Mind Goblin joke.

The party tries to persuade Wester to get double the payment. Instead the party gets 100 from Wester and 100 from Don John.

"Polycule is good for your finances." - Georgie.

Juniper is designated group accountant.

The party now goes to the blue lions store now run by Annette fire emblem.

Zain now voices Annette fire emblem in this campaign.

Raven fails to try and rizz Annette.

Georgie throws an eraser into the poutine.

We have 3 new quests! The party are ready to head out for Axholm and make a safe haven in the event of evacuation.

[adventurous-adventures]

Welcome to

The Oddball Campaign

Featuring:

Juniper (Mick), a satyr cleric who doesn’t know when to stop talking

Dewdrop (Georgie), a fairy sorcerer who is very clumsy

Rhea (Lara), an eladrin sorcerer with wild magic who works in her family’s bakery (and knows everyone). She's also dead

And Alistair (Zain), a teifling monk who is only looking for money and is stuck with these oddballs. Unfortunately, he died in session two

And our wonderful DM Alex