Helaena: No, you idiot! She’s not here here! Xander: What’s the problem then? Helaena: She’s in Sulani...she’s on Big Brother. Lui: Holy shit!
Xander studied his sister’s face for any small sign that she might be joking, but he found nothing. It must have been true; his mother, Karyn-Deirdre Paxton, famed author and bigot extraordinaire was holed up in the metal box a couple of islands over. He felt his heart drop out his arse.
Xander: How are we gonna tell Dad?









