#the phrase

[melonmard]

i was like

i need water > yheres a cuo right here > its dirty > wait theres a lot of dirty dishes i should load them in the dishwasher> the dishwasher is full of clean dishes i gotta put them away

et CETERA and i just am still dehydrated

[yung-milf]

So we've been decorating our apartment and last night I dreamt that my boyfriend asked me "Do you want to get a poster of onion muffins?" So naturally I said "Onion muffins? Do those even exist?" And he said "Yep, onion definitely muffins." It made me laugh so hard in my dream that I think it woke me up

[sailorrabbitheart]

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[t4tdestiel]

i can tell i’m about to start my period cos im sobbing at instagram edits of neil perry growing up to become james wilson and hating his doctor life

[cowboycthulhu]

It's been Many Years since I've last watched March comes in like a lion and I'm still thinking about her

“Kyouko was like a glass that had cracks in it. No matter how much water you poured into it, it would never be filled.was like a glass that had cracks in it. No matter how much water you poured into it, it would never be filled. She has a family, is blessed with good looks, and possesses the power to control the people around her. And yet, like an animal that’s always starving, loneliness ate into her heart.”

[thelingering]

Making a compilation of ways to say "You are my beloved" and "You all are my beloveds" in different languages that I translate through the quickly-learned grammar:

"Ty jsi drahý můj" (Sing.) et "Vy jste drazí moje" (Plu.) [Czech/Čeština]

"Wewe ni mpendwa mwangu" (Sing.) et "Nyinyi ni wapendwa wangu" (Plu.) [Swahili/Kiswahili]

"Es meum carissimum" (Sing.) et "Estis mea carissima" (Plu.) [Latin/Latina]

"You are my beloved" (Sing.) et "You all are my beloveds" (Plu.) [English/English]

"Du bist geliebte mein" (Sing.) et "Ihr seid geliebte mein" (Plu.) [German/Deutsch]*

"Jesteś moim umiłowanego" (Sing.) et "Jesteście moimi umiłowanych" (Plu.) [Polish/Polski]

"你是我的钟爱" (Sing.) et "你们是我的钟爱" (Plu.) [Chinese (Simplified)/普通话]

This list is very likely to be incorrect, and is more or less just for my personal tracking XD Feel free to correct me though! I would adore learning a little bit of language

I'll be adding to this intermittently :3

@lost-to-the-wind-sometimes I finally got around to updating this! tagging you 'cause I feel like that was mentioned? lmk if you'd rather I not ^-^ /lh

(asterisk - * - after an entry means that I feel more unsure about the translation than I usually am)

[justjamesingaround]

In the bedrum. Straight up "hittin it". And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. the haay