Norman: Bad News - Mama accidentally locked us out of the orphanage.
Norman: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Norman: Bad News - Ray finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at five, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute people.
Norman: Good News - A cute person saw me do it.
Norman: Bad News - It was Emma, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.














