#the plot thickens...

[cannonpenis]

During last week's episode, Shayne said that he was filming a different Reddit Stories episode where everyone in the room was crying from how sweet the story was. This week, the topic is wholesome stories...

In the most sincere and good faith way possible, everybody cross your fingers that these bitches cry tomorrow.

[thesightofthestarsmakemesmile]

*whispers and gossips echo from the voids. the shadows rapidly move towards you until they grab you from beneath attempting to pull you downwards*

GAAAAH WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK-

HELP HELP SOMEBODY GOOD GOD @christian-baby-offical !!!! CHRIS!!!!! GODDAMNIT @the-void-offical !!! UUGGHHHHHHH FUCK

*Star panics, struggling against the bounds of the shadows, and on the verge of tears but stops when she realizes what's happening*

Father. What do you want with me? At least warn me before you try to abduct your daughter and lose her trust once and for all. GO ON. Speak.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[anonym-potato]

Orus Blade? Any relation to Loza Blade, Commander of the Torn Banner?

[livebloggingonepiece]

oh look, it's dragon again. causing worry to the kingdoms of the grand line. wait hold on a fucking minute. is he the one causing revolutions in arabasta. what's his end goal.

[arachnid-party]

"I'm over 10 somehow and hate everything not in my country!!! West all evil!!!"

Intellectual totally 👍🏻🤣

oh i somehow missed this. did you forget to turn on anon for this one, xaura

[daily-mafuemu-vitamins]

Today’s MafuEmu Vitamin is… 🥁

…hey wait a second—

Today’s MafuEmu vitamin is not MafuEmu; it’s Kurode and Myunna from Fragaria Memories! Successful April Fool’s yay :)

Notice From Our Staff

Good evening all, this is the manager of MafuEmu pharmacy speaking. Forgive our delays in delivering you your prescriptions for the past few months. Your usual pharmacist has been a bit… preoccupied, and hasn’t been able to ‘man the ship,’ so to speak.

However, based on what we’ve had reported to us, they should be back in sometime tomorrow at the earliest. Rest assured, our staff is dedicated to helping you live your happiest, most fulfilling lives possible, and we will continue to do that in the future with our vitamins and services. Thank you for your patience.

- MafuEmu Pharmacy Manager □□□□□

[mychlapci]

Oppy breeding anon here again.

Yee, but probably not Sentinel though. He said those mean things about breeding. Jazz though, he hasn’t said anything to Optimus at all. He’s most likely the one to lure Oppy with a good fuck and breeding.

They wait until a few days after the lastest litter is born, then Jazz approaches Optimus while only those two and the Magnus are at base. The white cyberninja gets Optimus going, promising to fill him up with a nice, strong litter and Optimus can’t help but want it. Jazz gets Optimus nice and fucked before Ultra Magnus finally enters and goes for his turn. Optimus is confused by Ultra appearing, but Jazz calms him and he gets a nice big spike filling his valve.

Once it’s confirmed that Oppy is carrying again, Ultra and Jazz say that it’s safer to carry on Cybertron than this backwater planet and the rest of his chosen sires and already born Sparklings can come with. When Ratchet asks what they’re going to do about the AllSpark, the Magnus just says that they’ll send a team out to retrieve it.

Ratchet and the six don’t exactly trust that right away, since there’s warframe babies and they can’t leave them in Decepticon hands especially with the AllSpark bound to be found at some point. But Optimus is a nervous bean, since he likes Earth and hasn’t had a good experience with the Elite Guard for a long time, so he kind of looks at his team and the Dinobots for help.

Ultra finally gets them to agree to try it in Cybertron, but if Optimus doesn’t end up liking it, they’re going right back to Earth. He can only hope the broodmare Optimus will end up happy on Cybertron.

The Decepticons, once they learn what happened, are furious.

ah, i just have a thing for Optimus/Sentinel… but Jazz is a good choice, all nice and gentle with Optimus, promising him a good life as a licensed broodmother, at some point he starts palming at Optimus’ panels, until Optimus is panting and all he can think about is how pregnant he will be soon… He’d follow after Jazz no matter what he’d tell him at this point, getting himself bred by yet another ill-advised group of mechs. When it turns out that he’s knocked up again, suddenly the Elite Guard is leaving for Cybertron again and oh, wouldn’t it be better if Optimus had the sires of his litter near? He shouldn’t be left alone, he needs to come with. 

And well, the decepticons are still trying to get their heirs, putting everyone, the team, the sparklings, humans in danger… If they moved all of this away, let someone else retrieve the allspark, it would definitely make things a little easier for everyone. 

It’s probably a little disorienting, coming back to Cybertron, getting settled in, poked and prodded by doctors (as if Ratchet didn't have the expertise to assure everyone that Optimus is fine… rude), and Optims is so unsure. 

The Decepticons, of course, follow after. Screw the allspark. Who cares about the allspark at this point, their offspring have been taken!

Cue War 2.

[sherrazine]

consequences of sleeping with a phoenix pt. 4: roommate edition