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Heads up!

Don't follow me if you're a minor, please. I am responsible for minors in my career so it's extremely weird for me. You equally deserve to have an internet space with other people much closer in age to you and I do not have an interest in intruding upon that. Please respect that boundary. I will softblock as needed.

I may still limit/abstain from interactions for people who aren't 21+, though this is a looser rule. I understand this may feel extreme for some of you. You're entitled to feel that way! However, if I could have been responsible for you in the early years of my career, that's extremely uncomfortable for me so once again, please understand that boundary.

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pinned post - tag for relevant information about my values and where I stand about running this blog

txt.me - catch all tag for any original posts I make

vid.me - tag for posts containing videos I've clipped (I try to link the original posts as much as I can!)

Liz unofficially reviews Starkid - exactly as the name says; this is my tag for my Starkid Renaissance

Reviews from Satisfied Customers

#pinned post #txt.me

Holy fuck, the leak in our tub was fixed and I feel like a human again.

#I was ready to jump out of my own fucking skin lol #deleting later

tedspankoffski

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#Angela as a hot dog again is frying me #Starkid #Miss Holloween #Curt Mega #Angela Giarratana #Mary Kate Wiles #Bryce Charles #Jon Matteson

Can I please get, like, one day without a personal disaster collapsing inward on my life.

#my uncle died yesterday #the day before we found a leak in our ceiling so bad that it's creating a hole #we still have clothing moths #my school year is about to end and these kids won't hand in their shit for me to grade #deleting later

starkid-polls

Favourite Joe Walker role?

Lord Voldemort

Dick

Dolores Umbridge

Commander Up

Batman

Chilly Willy

Prince Achmed

Evil Royal Vizier

Moff Tarkin

Sebulba Henchmen

Ducker

Other

Voting ended onJun 9

#Commander Up because he pee pees like a big boy goddamnit!!!!!#Starkid #Joe Walker

aliceisaperson

Whenever there’s a hard hitting or emotional moment in a Starkid show I want you to remember that that shit was painstakingly being typed incredibly slowly with two fingers

#I need a portion of the next Kickstarter's budget to go towards typing classes for Nick and Matt 😭#Starkid #Nick Lang #Matt Lang

madewithmoonstone

happy pride to these two in particular

#God okay breaking my rule again for them because what do you mean the rainbow scarf puppet's death made me cry #Starkid #love wins

lettingtimepass

I can't tell you how special and surreal it was being able to see Darren perform The Way I Do 😭

It's one of my all time favorite Starkid songs and SONGS in general. It's #4 on my Spotify all time listens. When I was in a depressive episode back in college, I listened to it on repeat for hours and hours. When I was alone, their voices and Darren's lyrics were with me.

Now, 15 years later, it feels like a full circle moment. A reminder of how much we've all grown over the past 15 years 🥺💙

#DARRENNNNNNNNNNN 😭#Starkid #Starship #Darren Criss