#the prankster's apprentice

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In a last ditch attempt (clearly this guy just did not get how terrifying Hermione could be), he asked, "What, do you have a boyfriend or something?"

Lee had his in.

"Hey babe," he said loudly, walking up towards the guy. 

good guy Lee

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Hermione felt her newly-lead-filled stomach plummet through her body and smash through the floor. "Really?" she squeaked.

"Yeah. Her name's Seraphina. Isn't that a cool name?

"Yeah," said Hermione weakly. "Very cool."

"Alright," he said as he looked around, making sure he had everything he needed. "Thanks so much Hermione. You're the best. I'm so lucky to have you."

uuuggggghhhhh

freaking. George.

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"Yes, but I shag him," replied Ginny with a saucy grin.

Ron grimaced. "Can you not? I love you both, but you're my sister and ugh. Just, new topic."

oh god

*covers my face* oh god

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"Hi," said Hermione cautiously. "Someone was eager for me to—"

"YOU FANCY GEORGE?" Ginny shrieked happily.

ohhh god no

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fucking. LEE.

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YES

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oh god. oh fuck thats the worst

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oh no