#the real lizard

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@ask-lord-blackhat

[the-real-lizard]

DEMDEMDEMDEMDEM I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE how do I get Flug to fall for me

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃 ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞‘𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬 :///// 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 ,!!,,,,§

𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ;DDDD

[the-real-lizard]

Hewwo

Stupid question but do you have your room?

Because I'm still debating between that hole in the floor where Flug feeds you heroes, that capsule with formaldehyde or whatever or judging by the pjs probably an actual own room?-

WHERE

𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌!!!, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐌𝐘 ᰔᩚ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐓 ᰔᩚ 𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒??..,,

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐭… 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐦 <<<𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠>>> 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍S 🇫​​🇺​​🇨​​🇰​ ​🇾​​🇴​​🇺​

𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦… 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭! (𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝 ;𝐏) ˙𐃷˙ ˙𐃷˙ ˙𐃷˙

[the-real-lizard]

do you really like your job or you just do it for money? Have you had a job before this one?

𝐃𝐮𝐝𝐞… 𝐝𝐨 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛? 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓!!!!!!!𝟏𝟏!!!¡!! ´ཀ`

𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐓?!? 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞… 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 B̴̨̧̠̯̹̼̦̩̰̎̐̅̍̈̾̽̚͠L̸̨̡̛̗̱͖̆̇̋̎̐̂͂́͠Ǎ̸̧̺̩̣̠̱͎̓C̷͍̜̭̄̿̀̇̕K̵̡̯̹̝̪̜̗͕̭͌̐͜ ̸̪̝͎͓̮̘͔̀͋͌̏́̕H̶̡̿̽̾̎͊̊̿͜Ä̶̡̳̜̬̜̪̱̲̟̝́̒͛̊̓͗̊T̷̖͇̩̫͍̞̽̑̿ ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎 𝐈’𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛! 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ✌︎ (too bad for you, Flug ;PPP)

ₐₙd bₑfₒᵣₑ ᵢ ⱼₒᵢₙₑd Bₕₒ… yₒᵤ cₐₙ ₛₐy ᵢ wₐₛ <ₛₑₗf ₑₘₚₗₒyₑd>

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𝐇𝐢 (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐦𝐞! 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐚! 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝’𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 💚🩷🦎

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 ;𝐏𝐏𝐏

🄷🄴🅁🄴 🄰🅁🄴 🅃🄷🄴 🅁🅄🄻🄴🅉 !!!

* 𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐔𝐇 ✮⋆˙ 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲

* 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 ✌︎㋡ 𝐈 𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧

* 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮‘𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 😈😈😈

* 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 🤭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 ⚠︎

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫…

Ḅ̵̧̢̢̢̛̬͍͙̟̯̗̺̝͙̺̘̟͈̘̲̫̣̻̤͖̮̹̮̻͍̤̗͈̫̩̺̮̗̥̫̱͉̦̮̭̰͔͉̲͎̹̗̘̞̜͖̟͔̭͚͍͕̩͔̘̯̱͇̈́̿̆͑͗̎̀̄̋̋̐̓̄̔̈́͐͑̈́̆̅̄̅͆̇̓́̅͆̄͂̔̔̏̆̄̅̇̌͊̈́̐̎̆̓͋̒͑̃̅͌́͘͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅL̸̡̧̧̢̨̛̛̘̲͇̰̖̱̺̗̼͎̝̣͙̗̤͉͉̩͙̫̞͍̳̱͎̻͔̤̝̫͖̗̰̪̪̖̯̠̳͈̹̣̳̗̳̅̎̆͆͒̅̂̓́͐̋̃́̅̽͋͊͒͛̌̇̿͐̌̋͒̂̏̈́̾́̒̿̎̍́́̂̓̃́̌̃͛̈́͂͊̈̿̍̑̽̉͋̚̚̚͠͝Å̵̢̧̛͔̠̺̬͕̯̠̼͈͙̯͙̠̫̟̗̪̟̫̼̻̮̮̭̞̤̤͓̻̝̝̘͕̝̼͇͉̫̺͈̯̟͈̲͚͇̪̯̥̩̱͙͎̻͇̦͚̙̪͔͉̻͍̺̓̒͜͜C̴̨̡̡̧̡̨̧̛̻͉̝̭̬͙̺̟̦̼̭̤̮̩̝̘̤̩͙͚͖̰̤̬̺̜͓̙̝̻̠̤̥̫̤̬̬̹̱̲͔̯͈̦͎͒͛̀͋͊̿̓̋̄͌̂͛̏͊͗̃̈́͐͌̽̀̃̀́̀̀́͛́̑̈͗̌̿̈́̒̈́̈́͋͐̑͆́̇̇͋̾͒͋̿͂͑̿̀͑̈́́̓̾̽̋̉͘̕̚̕̚͘͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅḴ̸̨̧̧̡̨̨̯̘̺̜̯̬̲̰̖̮̹̹̭̬͖͖̦̤̘͖̲̯͔̠̱̙̝̭̼̙̙̟̏͊̄͗̎̐͋̐̾́̐̿̏̓͌̆̐̆̐̂̇̾͒̾̓̋͛̏̈́́́̒͆͋̋̆̎̿́̓̾̍̈́̇̏̌̍̄̐͌̊͋͛̍̍͋̐́́̇̂̅̏̏̀́̀̃̿̇̽̑͐̎̈́͂́͒͊̿̏̔̂̅̿͑͛̀͒̆̒̃́͛̾̕̚̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅ ̴̧̨̡̛̛̛̛̞̝̲̦͉̼̳͕̠̥͙̹͙̻̲̪̝̰̭̥̰̖͈̠͈̤̻͉̘͔̮̗̠̝̘̙̰̟̪͉̖̙͚̪̙̩̪̪͕͊̽̑̑͊̃̇͛̀͆̔͐̈́̄͋̂͛̽̅͑́͊̈́͋͐̒͐̑̊̊̓̌̐́͊͂͑͛̋̇̍̓̐̽̐̊̄́̾̀̑͌̈́̆̋̐̊̿̈́̑̂͗͒̄͑̏̅̈́̔͊̚̚̕̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅH̸̢̡̢̨̢̡̢̨̛̛̺̭͇̖̩͔̜̺̻̝̤̜͙̖̭̯̘͉̝̮̘̬͎̹̳͙͙͚̝̱̗͓̘̗̼͍͖̻̯̞̭̳̜͓̗̟̱͓̼̞̭͉̳͖̱͇̲̹̤̱̟̩͙̺̥̱̱̬̜̠̗̪̺̣̩̱͈̣̗͔̰͕̠͐̑̉̿̒̍̈́́̽̆̇̄̾̃͆͐͂͆̍͑̾̍̒͂͛̈́͒̈́͐̒̉̏̈̍̿̇̅̾̇̄̆͑̈̌̚͘̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠ͅĄ̴̢̡̧̰̙̩̖̳͈̥̜̗̮̞͓̟̰͔̳̠̰̖̺̠̯̩̘̩̼̘̭͎̹͊̃̾̓͊͗͂͜͜ͅT̸̡̨̡̛͍̗͎͎̬͚̗͚̠̳̠͎̲͉̖̣̙̝̖̳̥̥̻̥̱͍̝͎͎͎͎͎̮̠̟̳̘͓͕̼́́͗̃̈́̾́̌͐̃̎́͆̃̇̚͝ͅ ̷̡̛͔͈̮̣͔̻͎̝̪͕̩̳̲̭̳̞̟̹̙̠̦͉̣̰̝̮̙̞͚̜̤̪̪͓̤̹͔̱͆̊́̓̈́̐̒̐̿͛͒̎͆̔̌̔͂̅̈́́͋̽̈́̋̅͛̍̂͌͗̈́̍̃̾̾͑̒̀͆͒̎̑́̃͊̏̏̌̈̃̐͌̈̅̾͒̒̋̂͂̓̐̐̚̚̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅI̷̡̡̨̢̢͕̰̣̟͈͈͙̫͖̘͎̪̹̯̩̣̼͕̣͔̣͚̹̙̲͎̪̲̫̘̞͈͖̝̘̟̩̬̩̮̪̟̲͆̍̋̿̃̀̊̀̆͜ͅͅŞ̶̨̢̡̧̧̢̧̧̨̨̬̱̟͎̝̠̞̮̰͙̪͈̦͔̭̮̳̟͇̲͕̥̰͙͔̤͙͖͈͚͎̥̭̳̬̱̩̞̩̮͎̩̹̺͈̹̭̦̣͓̟̪̟̳̙̲̠̗̪̭͔͇̱̜̜͉͇̝̟̠̲̟͙̱̣̗͔̺̗̾̆͗́̀͌͛̅͗̓̍͛̽̒̉̐͜͝͠ͅͅͅ ̷̨̡̨̢̧̧̢̡̡̠̤̩̪̬̠̖̘͖͓͖͔̗͙̦̙̼̗͙͈̜̱͈̝̺͚̱͖̟͚̻̱̩̫̺̟͙̮̯̖̮͔̪̼̲͍̲̱̣͉̞̹̤̦̰͔̝͖̩͍̇͑̔͜͜͠ͅͅM̷̢̧̧̧̨̨̡̧̞̭̺͖̮͙̳̠̥̤̲̞̬͚͚̙̜̰̺͚͍̰̱͕̠̟̘̮̻̯̤̭̙͙͉̯̯͕̹͙͖͈̹͓̟̫͇̰͈̘̦̭͉̮͎̦͇̱̾͒̌͐͌̌́̇̋̓̅̈́͐̔͂̀̀̏̈̂͌͐̾̆͂̒̐̑̂̚̕̚̕̚͘̚͜͜͝ͅͅI̷̧̬̮̔̃̈́̏̾̋͆͒́͐̋̀͐̓͛͒̆̇̇̊͗͛̑̈́̌͋̇̎̍́̄̿̀̌͘̕͘̕̕͠͝͠N̵̲̠̙̼̼̤̝͓̈́̽͂̄̿̿̀̈̈́͐̾̓̄̑̽̍͌͘̕͘͝͝E̶̢̢̨̨̡̨̡̧̛̛̛͔̲̻͇̝̲̞̣͔̜̻͔͕̝̙̥͎̥͉̳̥̗̥̗͕̯͍̗̠̰͇̱̯̤̮͙̰̙̪̘̯͓͂̽͊̄̓͌͒̅͂̂̇̅͌̎͂͛̑̔͑̂̅̑͊͒̾̍̑̅̓̍̆̅̄́̂͒̀̀̅̃̓͛̾̓͂͂̒̔̿͐̽̐̌͑̔́͗̆̆͊̈͆́̀͘͘̚̚͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅ

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