ik elder kettle is Definitely Dead but I keep thinking about how funny it could be if cuphead took boris to meet him. boris is worried about making a good impression and elder kettle is like "wow☺ ur such a sweet, normal, strapping young man! why are you dating cuphead" and cuphead I'd like "?????? BRO"
Rip Elder Kettle, you would've loved to meet Boris... 💔











