#machete requests

[blackiearry]

ik elder kettle is Definitely Dead but I keep thinking about how funny it could be if cuphead took boris to meet him. boris is worried about making a good impression and elder kettle is like "wow☺ ur such a sweet, normal, strapping young man! why are you dating cuphead" and cuphead I'd like "?????? BRO"

Rip Elder Kettle, you would've loved to meet Boris... 💔

[blackiearry]

ohhhhmhgid u just saw me flatlining over this right in the reblogs of that one panel of bendy yanking cuphead right

HEHEHEHhehehHHshehh okay now please draw boris holding the chains thank u thank u.

"you keep calling me puppy, but I think you're forgetting who's on a leash between us. "

DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WAS GIGGLING WHEN I GOT THIS

AND THE DIALOGUE?????? YOU GOT ME HOLDING MYSELF FROM THROWING MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW BC AHHAHSGWGEYSHSJJDDJJDFKFKFKFI

Kids this is why you don't take pupcup cocaine

[blackiearry]

IGNORE HOW I'M BACK SO SOON OKAY pretend I'm sending asks at a normal rate.

may I please get boris (reluctantly) making puppy dog eyes to stop cuphead from making a stupid bad decision

boris is like I can't believe I have to do this. cuphead is like you think that'll actually work on me?.......... FUCK that's effective.

like that one puss in boots scene 😭

Hi Machete yes you are totally sending asks in the most normal rate a normal person would yeah

Designs inspired by @/crowberryboo !

Plot twist Boris wanted cuphead to not be affected so that he could avoid doing the puppy dog eyes 😭well we know how that ended leelel

[blackiearry]

hey guys ma I mean anonchete here with a totally normal headcanon. if any of my future employers see this I want u to know; it's truly not that serious my yaoi habits are none of ur business

OKAY in my personal bubble I see the cupbros as having a layer of porcelain over all their blood and muscle, like it replaces normal skin right

andddd hehe... the cup bros would crack and scar pretty easily, right? if the chips aren't put back exactly, it'll leave a visible scar

especially if... idk.... a wolf broke that fragile porcelain with a bite?

I'm obsessed with boris' teeth and I honestly think cuphead should be too! you have a mouth full of beautiful little ivory daggers DESIGNED for biting, ripping and tearing, and you won't even use them a little bit?? BULLSHIT.

heavy believer that boris can (and SHOULD) lean into his more subconscious animalistic instincts... like biting or clawing to keep a noisy, probably masochistic mate in place..... u see my vision right

SO. boris forgets his own strength, bites a little too hard, and cuphead has a new scar to show off, right on his neck! because there's no way in hell they're finding those little porcelain chips to fix him, especially not while Preoccupied, are u serious???

hickeys n stuff wouldn't really make sense with their anatomy but THIS does. and it's hotter because it's permanentwho said that wow guys you need to control urselves

I think cuphead gets a lovely dark thrill out of running his fingers over the obvious bite scar that stands out so nicely on his skin and remembering who did that to him. masochist I tell ya. boris would feel a little guilty, because he honestly didn't mean to!.... but not guilty enough to never do it again

(and it's funny to imagine the other's reactions to seeing it

mugs: HOW THE HELL DID U GET THAT SCAR????

cuphead: .... wolf attack.)

SUGGESTIVE WARNING!

THESE WERE SO FUN TO DRAW I KID YOU NOT OK I GO TO SCHOOL NOW

[blackiearry]

do u think the shoe cuphead ate was actually one of boris' and that's why boris doesn't wear shoes now

Then Boris can't even get mad at cuphead bc the again, why would he even eat a shoe? Was he that hungry that time?

Wait cuphead doesn't eat anything that smells weird. Does that mean Cuphead liked how Boris’ shoes smell? 😭

[blackiearry]

okay dearest mootie I have another request (sorry I'm here so often LMAO) may I get... pupcup in the early stages of their relationship, and boris just nervously does something like kissing cuphead on the cheek and cuphead gets the BIGGEST smile on his face and goes all giddy and happy god I hate them why can't they die already

Do you think Boris would get burn marks after kissing cuphead bc his head is boiling so much

Yeah we should shoot them

[blackiearry]

I CAN'T SEND VIDEOS IN AN ASK FUCKKK 💔

Anyway. this audio ( https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRNdYVf4/ ) with the main 4 because I just think it would be funny...

mug: *reading out a question* if a snake bit boris on the dick would u guys suck the poison out.

cup: for him? I'll suck it twice to make sure bro😎

boris: YOU KNOW ONCE IS ENOUGH?????

SUGGESTIVE WARNING!

No watermark cus I am NOT letting anyone know I made this

Runs away

[blackiearry]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNR6CVQe5/

this audio and cuphead is the scared one

BYEEEE THIS IS SO THEM

I DO NOT KNOW WHY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO MAKE THIS ONE.

Get freak guys