#the smartasses

[stilloutofmyvulcanmind]

Me: Can you help me reach this?

Eobard: *picks up item, walks away with it*

Nash: I don't know, can I?

HR: Of course! Let me finish my coffee first! *proceeds to forget about item*

Sherloque: No *continues to watch me struggle*

Cisco: Sure! *realises he's shorter than me*

Ed: Absolutely! *picks up the item and actually gives it to me*

Harry: *silently kicks a footstool over to me*

Harley: Sure thing, doll! *whacks cupboard with baseball bat until the item falls*

[stilloutofmyvulcanmind]

Me: I have a problem

Ed: Let me guess. You caused it?

Harry: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps causing them

Nash: Hold on, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet

Sherloque: And it's another Tuesday, what's your point?

Cisco: You mean the flaming pillar? That's our solution to last weeks problem

Eobard: Would killing you solve the problem? No? Then get out

Harley: You call it a problem. I call it a solution.

[stilloutofmyvulcanmind]

Mystery Drabbles!

I’m in the mood to write some drabbles again, so I’m opening Mystery Drabbles for tonight! Send me a number between 1-100 and a Smartass Character, and I’ll write you a drabble!

[lestatdeslioncourt]

are lydia and deaton going to be buddies now because im all for that