hello!!!!!!! do you prefer animal crackers or goldfish?
I'm gonna be so real when I say I haven't had either of them
Goldfish sound like they'd be nice, tho
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hello!!!!!!! do you prefer animal crackers or goldfish?
I'm gonna be so real when I say I haven't had either of them
Goldfish sound like they'd be nice, tho
wait a minute… WAIT A MINUTE! Patton, Logan and Roman are father, mother and son, and Remus, Janus, and Virgil are uncle, aunt and cousin. Just think about it.
They are a famILY, Your Honor.
A-ah! I've ALWAYS SAID THE DARK BOIS ARE A FAMILY and here they are, with Janus being the motherly figure he deserves to be: a tired, wine-loving mother, who talks shit about everyone else. Yup, that's him, 200% him. He's a sassy, sarcastic mom and I love everything about him.
And of course he's Virgil's mom BECAUSE HE IS, YOUR HONOR. Hey, this also explains why Virgil is so angsty: he’s still in the rebellious phase of adolescence, the no one understands me, go away mom phase. Is that the true reason he stopped hanging out with the dark bois? I won’t be too surprised.
Honestly, I still think Janus deserves to be a mother for all three dark sides and not just Virgil because, come on, what's better than him taking care of the three little gremlins? But hey, I'm not complaining.
Also, duh of course Roman is Patton's son, everything about him is highly influenced by Patton's morals, so it makes sense and I love that he acknowledged this bond between them. Sure, he did it in the angstier way possible, but I personally think he was trying to set a new world record for putting as much angst as possible in every line, so it doesn't count.
While Logan as the mom... I want to talk about Logan and wine in a different post and analyze it in a more serious way, so for now I will just say: ah ah, Janus deals with Remus and all he needs is one single glass of wine, while Logan can't stand two harmless babies like Patton and Roman and he needs an increasingly bigger wine glass, who is the toughest mother now.
And Remus as a freshly out of jail uncle? Well, at least he doesn't see himself under house arrest. My only question is: how long will he be out of jail? Minutes? Hours? Place your bet here, people.
didn't expect me to warm up so easily with the s14 cast but yeah 🥺 and that's just the first half of them <33
Look at this snake it looks like a sentient shoelace
I AM,, LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT 👁👁
I had a dream about this thing.
Can someone mail me some goldfish I've been dying to try them
Red goldfish are the best