The old stars as college students
(I got this idea earlier and I’m thinking about making it a full-scale fic series!)
Al: Gaming nerd who hosts a D&D club in the student center; has a tight-knit group of friends who are all as quirky as he is; English major and he’s 99.999% sure he wants to become a librarian
Buster: Everybody thinks he’s weird because he never talks in class but he’s actually got quite a few good friends; the one to initiate midnight McDonald’s runs; engineering major and is responsible for half the campus being renovated
Charlie: Has the biggest crush on Edna and everybody asks when they’re gonna start dating already; doesn’t like sports but loves the experience of going; history major with a focus on the ancient world (and for the record, no, it’s not aliens)
Chico: Throws all the biggest ragers on campus; nobody ever recalls seeing him in class but he’s always on the chancellor’s list; music major, and he’s always playing the piano in the student center
Curly: Kind of a recluse but he’s trying his best; president of the campus Jewish Students Association and is on the committee for organizing cultural education events; philosophy major but he’s not sure what to do with it (yet)
Edna: Member of the spirit squad and also manages the basketball team; volunteers with campus rec. and insists on getting everyone to sign up for yogalates; theater major and is on the Broadway track
Groucho: Giant bookworm who basically lives in the library; shows up to the parties that Chico invites him to but leaves after an hour; double-majoring in Economics and Public Affairs but don’t you dare ask him if he’s going into politics
Harold: Technically on the basketball team but he’s just happy when he gets time to play; been crushing on Edna since freshman year but he’s also best friends with Charlie so it’s weird; business major with a focus in marketing
Harpo: That one friend who drives everyone home from parties so they get home safe; he is the chillest dude on campus and everybody knows him even if they don’t know him; “majors” in sociology but he’s just going with the flow
Larry: Super smart kid in class but no one ever sees him outside of that setting (and the caf); always hangs out with the Howard Bros. and they roll in their own squad; studying mathematics with a goal to be a statistician
Mabel: Brings Starbucks to her 3 friends in her 8 AM class just because she wants to; voted Homecoming Queen one year even though she has no idea how; studying Eastern European studies and is on the MUN team with Zeppo
Minta: Sorority girl who sets up tables to give people positive messages between class; practically friends with everyone on campus; studying elementary education and wants to be a pre-school teacher
Moe: Volunteers doing stage set-up for campus productions; mostly hangs out with his brothers but he’s got some other random acquaintances; communications major but he doesn’t know if he wants to be a journalist or on TV
Ollie: Everybody thinks he’s mean when really he just always looks tired; has been roommates with Stan since freshman year because they can’t bare to be apart; biology major and currently studying obscure plant life in the local river
Roscoe: That one RA who feels just a little bit bad about being a party pooper but “c’mon guys it’s 3 AM on a Wednesday”; everybody thinks he and Minta are the cutest couple on campus; linguistics major and studies with Al all the time
Shemp: Works part-time at the history museum off-campus; super passionate about historical preservation and has led several landmark initiatives; studying anthropology and wants to become a museum curator
Stan: Super involved with student life and has a knack for organizing campus events; always hangs out with Ollie to the point that folks wonder if they’re ever separated; psychology major who wants to be a school counselor
Zeppo: Captain of the Model UN team; organizes voter registration events every year around election time; majors in international relations and never shuts up about that internship he had overseas one summer