Aug 18, 2024
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trespassing for blackberries
Hey besties!
If you couldn’t tell, I started a fun little horror series here.
It’s been brought to my attention that my regular posting may be a bit…
*coughs*
…distracting to the story I’m trying to weave.
If what I’ve made so far has peaked your interest, I’d ask you go follow my new blog made specifically for it!
A thing you can consume if you wish
Consider this a formal invite to the show!
Seb wearing a Red Bull helmet is going to make me wheep😭
Switchblade here, yet again
Totally forgot that a description might actually help.
Thriller will never forgive me for saying this but he's pretty short, somewhere around 4'10 or so. He mostly wears all black and he's got a neon pink skull painted the back of his jacket.
His hair's a dark brown, pretty long and it's usually braided in some really complicated way that i don't understand. He's also got a dirt bike that he painted black and pink to match the jacket.
Golden Rain is a bit taller, and there's lots of glitter all over xeir jacket. Most of it is golden but there's a green and red glitter spot on the shoulder and a streak of blue on the lower back. Xeir hair is most likely bleach-blond.
Sour Patch's outfits are mostly red and blue and their hair is probably some messed up dyeing attempt again. Most notable is probably that they double wield blasters. They've got a blue and a red one, the red one is always on the left side.
Also hello from Cyanide, and thanks for anyone who can help.
Hey, joys! This is Show Pony! Sorry for the absence, those stray Dracs were a bit of a problem. Knocked our equipment up. They seem to have buzzed off.
We've got some descriptions for our M.I.A. Killjoys. Hopefully this'll help our listeners find 'em.
It's cooler, today; only 73, right now. I even see some rain clouds out east. A good break from the unforgiving heat we've been having.
Roads are pretty empty. Train Station Avenue is pretty packed, though, from the sounds of it.
Now that everything is back in order, I can announce the winners from the Races in Saturday night!
For the Warm-Up Races, we have new Racers Spring Break and Spark Killer at #3 and #2 and Blood Bath at #1!
For the Duo Races, we have the same winners from last week: Dynamite Gal and Honeycomb at #3, Vaya and Vamos at #2, and Assault and Battery at #1.
Lastly, for the Solo Races, we have Cursed Carnival at #5, Anarchy at #4, Rigged Ransom at #3, Kobra Kid at #2, and, again, Hopeless Ghost at #1! Congrats to our winners!
Again, be on the look out for joys by the names of Thriller, Golden Rain, and Sour Patch. Keep running, joys! Here's the next track.
"The Tracks"
(2.16.17)
…
Is this working?
Hello? Can anyone hear me?
i hear you.
Ah. So I’m not alone here.
no. of course not.
You sound… confident.
why shouldn’t I be?
Because this is still new.
maybe to you.
Ohh. You had early access.
something like that.
So- is it true?
…
Hey, I asked you a question- is it true?
ask a better question. “it” is vague.
Are we proper stuck here?
yes. though you shouldn’t be surprised.
…
I’m sorry, I have to go.
you can’t.
I have to see for myself.
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Warm-Up Races - Less intense, less racers, less crowds. For more inexperienced Racers or for Racers who like getting the crowd ready for the next Races. Five trips around the Track. Winner gets 100 carbons!
Duo Races - Also called Chariot Races. Race with a partner; one drives and one tries to take the other racers down. It's recommended that you use a separate car from your usual driving vehicle, as this is the most destructive Race. Seven trips around the Track. Winner gets 300 carbons!
Solo Races - The most fast-moving Race of the night! Has the largest amount of Racers! Ten trips around the Track and destruction is optional. Winner gets 500 carbons!
Send a form (ask) in to the Track committee to sign up. All you have to do is include your name, car model, and which Race you would like to sign up for. Races last from July-January.
Happy Racing!