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Aspar: You’re too late, heroes! You’ll never stop me now.

The Hero: That’s where you’re wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of:

Izaac: Friendship!

Riadne: Harmony!

Tomix: Incredible violence.

The Hero: And love!

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #aspar #envy #izaac stellini #riadne #the unity crew #source: owlturd comics #book 3

The Hero: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games. This isn’t just for Vaal, either. All of us.

Tomix: I’m always straight.

Izaac: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #izaac stellini #the unity crew #book 3 #source: the raven cycle #loriafave

Riadne: Let’s play a game! Two truths and a lie.

Tomix: I’ll go first. My eyes have always been this color, I’m a SoulWeaver, and I was a prisoner of war during the Fire War.

Riadne: Okay, right idea, but you know what? It’s gotta be more challenging for everybo—

Izaac: His eyes used to be blue.

Riadne:

Riadne: You were WHAT?!

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #tomix danao #izaac stellini #riadne #source: schitt’s creek #the unity crew

Tomix: Nothing in life is free.

Riadne: Life is free.

The Hero: Adventure is free.

Izaac: Knowledge is free.

Aegis: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #tomix danao #riadne #df hero #the hero #izaac stellini #aegis #the unity crew #shoutout to that one time aegis just casually committed thievery bc he forgot how human customs work #which is a hilarious thing to forget not to do in my opinion #source: unknown #loriafave

Riadne: Hero, you cannot launch Tomix out of a catapult!

The Hero: But he WANTS to be launched out of a catapult!

Riadne: You’re not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas! You’re supposed to be more mature and responsible than this!

Tomix, in the catapult: FIRE!

Riadne: NO! Do NOT fire! Izaac, please, back me up here!

Izaac, about to pull the lever: What?

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #the hero #df hero #tomix danao #riadne #izaac stellini #the unity crew #book 3 #source: unknown #there were probably better ways of getting into atrea in that quest #i'm convinced tomix just wanted to shoot the hero & himself out of a catapult #also fun fact: mod izaath & i spent a good twenty+ minutes trying to figure out if catapults in df have levers or not #loriafave

Tomix: Gather around, we have a problem.

Vaal: What? The fire?

Tomix: No, the— wait, there’s a fire?

Vaal: Nevermind, this sounds more interesting.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #tomix danao #vaal tkach #the unity crew #source: camp camp

Tomix: Yeah, but as far as plans go, this is not a good one.

The Hero: Tomix, this was your plan.

Tomix: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #source: arrow #the unity crew

Tomix: Okay, so that’s the plan. Any questions?

The Hero, raising their hand: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Tomix: I... I meant questions about the—

Tomix:

Tomix, sighing: The worm.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #the unity crew #source: sam and cat

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