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World’s least dead guy.

#he’s totally alive you guys have you seen a more alive guy in your life?#based on the ripley promo pics for alien 3 and that one outfit from one of the goodnight selfies #i was going to have the jacket be bloodstained but my hand and brain were not cooperating #generation loss #generation loss fanart #genloss #genloss fanart #the hero #gl ranboo #ranboo fanart #theAxolotlArt

Listen I'm not going to tell you not to invite the Hero over for dinner or anything, I mean you can probably get him to run a bunch of annoying errands for you if you frame it as a quest, and feeding him for his trouble is frankly the least you can do. I'm just saying, don't use any of the fine china. The guy will steal anything that's not nailed down, this is a fact. Also if you invite him into your house once you can reliably expect he's just gonna show up there whenever he feels like it later on. Sometimes he'll sleep in your bed. Yeah I mean being a Hero is tiring work so I'm not gonna hold it against him but it's for sure a Thing. Also do not invite anyone else whose good opinion you are concerned with, there are decent odds he'll show up in full plate, nearly naked, or possibly dressed in cabbage armor. No I don't know what the cabbage armor actually is. At this point I'm too afraid to ask. It might in fact be made of cabbages and I don't know how to process that.

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