#the unknown unknown

[quotablefanfiction]

“You’re perfect.” “Ooooh,” Phichit breathes, delighted. “Yuuri, I recorded that! You can replay it before bed for the rest of your life! You can pretend your Victor Nikiforov poster is talking to you!” “Uh,” Yuuri says, horribly betrayed at the most unexpected moment, in the worst possible way. “No?” Yes, he thinks urgently in Phichit’s direction, ignoring the fact that neither of them is remotely telepathic. Absolutely yes, do it and I’ll forgive the poster comment and maybe even thank you for not saying ‘all twenty-six of your Victor Nikiforov posters’.

Yuuri POV (chp. 1)

The Unknown Unknown by opalish (AO3) Yuri!!! On Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Alternate Universe #Superpowers #Crack #Awful Hero Names #Confused Katsuki Yuuri #Smitten Victor Nikiforov

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

[mamaasawriter]

The ideal trip to the bookshop, the perfect, perfect, can-never-exist-in-this world visit to a bookshop works like this. I find the shop down a narrow street in a town that I have never visited before. I go in, and there is only one book. Just one. It is laid out on a table in a plain cover. I cannot even see the title. I buy it, and it tells me all the secrets of the universe.

Mark Forsyth, The Unknown Unknown

[yoi-fic]

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

by: opalish

wordcount: 7,464

rating: T

[quotablefanfiction]

Victor Nikiforov, Yuuri discovers in that moment, is genuinely terrible at fluttering his eyelashes. It might actually be the least attractive thing he’s ever done in his life, Yuuri notes dazedly, and is immediately appalled with himself for finding that hopelessly endearing.

Yuuri POV (chp. 1)

The Unknown Unknown by opalish (AO3) Yuri!!! On Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Alternate Universe #Superpowers #Crack #Awful Hero Names #Confused Katsuki Yuuri #Smitten Victor Nikiforov

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

[quotablefanfiction]

Yakov gnashes his teeth. Yuuri’s never actually seen a real live tooth-gnashing before, and decides almost immediately that he never needs to see one again.

Yuuri does not need this experience (chp. 1)

The Unknown Unknown by opalish (AO3) Yuri!!! On Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Alternate Universe #Superpowers #Crack #Awful Hero Names #Confused Katsuki Yuuri #Smitten Victor Nikiforov

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

[quotablefanfiction]

Yes, Yuuri thinks wildly. I’m impressive, be impressed. I’m a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men.

Yuuri’s thought process goes off the rails a bit (chp. 1)

The Unknown Unknown by opalish (AO3) Yuri!!! On Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Alternate Universe #Superpowers #Crack #Awful Hero Names #Confused Katsuki Yuuri #Smitten Victor Nikiforov

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

[quotablefanfiction]

“He’s…under my evil sway?” Yuuri attempts. “I’ve, um, threatened him. Into friendship. It’s totally not his fault or his choice in any way.”

Yuuri trying to protect Phitchit from the consequences of rooming with a villain (chp. 1)

The Unknown Unknown by opalish (AO3) Yuri!!! On Ice – Teen – Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov #Alternate Universe #Superpowers #Crack #Awful Hero Names #Confused Katsuki Yuuri #Smitten Victor Nikiforov

Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.