#the wicker

[montparnasse]

in the wick(er) AU: geralt: so ur dad wants you killed because you...want to be a musician? jaskier: uH yeah sure let’s go with that ! geralt: hm. And it has nothing to do with this assortment of jewels I found in your lute case....? jaskier: consider it my father’s uh unknowing contribution to the arts :)

ok i adore this. the ONLY problem with this au is that while henry cavill looks fine in formal wear geralt looks so awkward so there would have to be a happy medium between straight up john wick suits and geralts Leather Looks. im obsessed with this though.... yes

[hassans-amalgabortion]

im on a roll with morterum theories but i think that the wicker is going to be the mastermind and final fight of the show… i think he has both dethain and silere working for him, especially with his string theming it would make sense if he was “pulling the strings” from behind the scenes.

[hassans-amalgabortion]

anyone who likes the wicker is a murder apologist… idk its just problematic..

[ruma077]

Well, the old basket-maker was greatly moved that the ugly girl had entrusted him with such an important task. He resolved to make her the best husband he could. He made the wicker husband broad of shoulder and long of leg, and all the other things women like. He made him strong of arm and elegant of neck, and his brows were wide and well-spaced. His hair was a fine dark brown, his eyes a greenish hazel. 

[1-800-ghost-dance]

WHY IS THIS HILARIOUS TO ME?