do they dream?

johnny/mel, they/he, 30. if we’re mutuals and you would like me to tag something specific, pls ask!

[montparnasse]

if i reblog a post from someone and they suck please tell me. because there are two things i love on this bitch of a website. one is drama and two is blocking people

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[montparnasse]

#hustle #grind #jackpot #gambling #moneyy #swag #clefairy

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[angelsaxis]

But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.

[angelsaxis]

to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.

[probuccalfat]

whenever the radio or store plays the luke combs cover of fast car i want self-immolate in front of everyone as a sign of protest because seriously where the fuck is tracy chapman

[adampvrrish]

zutara is part of what i call the Trifecta of Bullshit, consisting of three very popular heterosexual ships that have no basis in canon and involve a morally gray male character that's heavily desired by the general fanbase and a female character that is easy to project onto and in fanfiction, is unlike their canon self, because it's the idealized fantasy version of the reader. the ships are dramione, reylo, and zutara.

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[heartwarminganimals]

BLEE

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[sinizade]

Helen of Troy/Sparta

I love Lupita, but OMG what a HORRIBLE look they gave her in "The Odyssey"… So I mixed some Minoan clothing with versions of Greek dresses from pop culture to create a new look for her.

[dragongirlsweetie]

"vibes", also known as "internal biases",

[arteei]

HAPPY SAW II TUESDAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 💉💉💉🌀🏠🏠💉💉🌀🌀🏠💉🌀🏠💉🏠🌀🌀💗💗💗💗🏠💗🌀😊😊😊🏠💗💗🌀😊😊💉💉💗🌀🌀😊😊😊💗😊💗💗💗💗💗🏠🌀🌀🏠🏠🏠💗💗🏠

[dykesonfilm]

Mandys tattoo.....

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint