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Rules: answer these 10 questions & tag 10 blogs

Last movie you watched: Sleepy Hollow (because @poppunk-panda hadn’t fucking seen it and also it was Halloweekend)

Last song you listened to: I was just listening to the oldies station with my dad in the car, but that’s all I can tell you. The last song I actively listened to was “Centuries” by FOB

Last show you watched: MacGyver (2016) (don’t judge me, it’s really cute.)

Last book you read: The last book I finished was “Graveyard Shift” by Angela Roquet, I’m currently reading the sequel “Pocketful of Posies.” If you like campy urban fantasy/religious fiction I highly recommend.

Last thing you ate: Grilled Chicken Caesar Wrap

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be? In bed, in a magical world where I have my own apartment.

When would you time travel to? Oh my god. So many places. Revolution Era Massachusetts. Conversion Era England. 1940s France so I could kick some Nazi ass.

First thing you would do with lottery money: Buy my parents a house or pay off our collective student loans.

Character you would hang out with for a day: Dean Winchester. I just want to bake him pie and pet his hair and tell him he’s a good son.

Time right now: 5:36 pm

I’ll tag @austenfeminist, @demonlemmings, @freakydeakydarling, the Wheaton crew was tagged by Rooby (@megazords), and anyone else who wants to do it! (Be sure to tag me in it so I can see your responses!)

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Hey, I was tagged by @onelittletransman​! Just saw it, boo! <3

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better.

Relationship status: Single and content that way. For the first time in years. It’s so relaxing.

Dogs/cats: That question is dumb, and I refuse to answer it.

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.

Day or Night: Night time!

Text or call: Text, unless I need an immediate answer.

Chapstick or lipstick (or none): Lipstick.  

Pets: Three cats (Sassy, Caesar and Fluff) and a dog named Sophie.

Wake-up time: Hahahaha. That implies I have sleeping patterns.

You don’t have to do it! But I tag: @freakydeakydarling​ @austenfeminist​ @demonlemmings @bisexualleonardsnart @bruclark @baycatta @j19zeta7 @overcaststeverogers

(I had no clue who to tag because Nick tagged most of my irl friends. So I tagged mutuals I haven’t really talked to, for the most part.)

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The Last Thing Game

I got tagged by @soulholders

What was the last movie you saw? Gone Girl (for the first time, it was great!)

What was the last song you listened to? "Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” by Elvis Presley

What was the last show you watched? Prison Break (for the first time, fuckin loving it!)

What was the last book you read? I recently started reading “Interview With a Vampire” by Anne Rice, but the last book I finished was “The Martian” by Andy Weir.

What was the last thing you ate? Some homemade breakfast sandwiches. Sausage patties with american cheese on bagels!

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? School? Like, Wheaton College. I’m so sick of home.

If you could pick a decade to travel back to, which one would it be? Oh my god, asking a historian this question is bad...1000s? Or maybe 1770s? or 1940s?

If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you’d do? Pay my student loans. Then buy a house.

What fictional character would you want to hang out with? Hermione Granger. I’ve wanted to meet her since I was fucking 6 years old, man.

What was the last fandom you joined? The Flash. I’m such Barry Allen trash.

Tagging: @freakydeakydarling @bofursunboundbraids @austenfeminist @alanabl00m @realspookyfriends @complexmurrine @megazords @onelittletransman

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@closetwolf replied to your post “I’M SO READY FOR BATMAN AND ROBIN ETERNAL I CAN TASTE IT ON THE ROOF...”

im worried about u

Why do you hate me? I’m just enjoying comic books.

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fandom firsts and currents

Fill out as much or as little as you want, and leave any you can’t remember/don’t know blank.

@youneedtostrut tagged anyone who wanted to do it, and I was bored.

First fandom: Harry Potter

First Fanfic Harry Potter, I even remember the plot, it was Harry/Ginny and it was, well, I guess it was a soulmate AU, where the moment they met at King’s Cross they shared a mental link. It went through their time at Hogwarts and I vaguely feel like they kept it a secret, until they had sex and Molly and Arthur found out and there was this whole thing about how when witches have sex for the first time, some of their magic is given to the wizard they had sex with and then Ginny went to America for the summer and her boobs got bigger (it was a fucking plot point) and she turned like, granola-punky. It was weird.

First Slash OTP: Harry/Draco, followed very quickly by Sirius/Remus.

First Femslash OTP: ...So I’m ashamed to say that it actually took me being in fandom for like seven years to get a femslash otp, and that is Cass/Steph

First Het OTP: Harry/Ginny

First OT3: Clark/Bruce/Diana

Current Main Fandom: DC or MCU

Other Fandoms: The Man from Uncle, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Supernatural, Inception

Last Fanfic Read: I Wanna Be Yours by Madni (Tim/Kon, Dick/Jason, Dick/Jason/Tim/Kon ABO fic.)

Slash OTP: Oh gosh, that’s hard. Either Tim/Kon or Steve/Bucky

Femslash OTP: I AM CARTINELLI TRASH.

Het OTP: Daryl/Carol 

OT3: I don’t really read any, but I still ship Clark/Bruce/Diana and I flirted with MfU ot3 but I read some meta that has made me wary of Gaby. I’ve read some Daryl/Carol/Rick

How did you find fanfic/fandoms online? I’m pretty sure I found my first fic site from LeakyCouldron, it was a Harry/Ginny site called Sink Into Your Eyes. Then I moved to fanfic.net and fandomination then LJ then AO3 and tumblr.

When did you first start reading fanfic? I was 9 years old when I started reading fic. I had just finished reading OotP and I was obsessed with Harry Potter and I was obsessed with Harry/Ginny and I’m pretty sure I searched for stuff online about Harry Potter in general and AskJeeves led me to fic.

Do you have a favorite fanfic? I have so many favorite fics. Like, so many. I still sort of use my delicious. My favorite Steve/Bucky is probs I’ve Been Careless With a Delicate Man by Paraxdisepink. I reread that a lot.

Do you beta? I’ve beta’d for @closetwolf, but that’s about it.

Do you have a beta? I don’t really. Some stuff I’ve had @closetwolf read before I’ve posted, but not really in a long time.

Okay. Tagging time. @closetwolf, because I’m vain and got her into fandom. @complexmurrine, because her first fic story is fucking hilarious. @alanabl00m, because I don’t actually know any of the answers to these questions for her. @onelittletransman for the same reason as Mandy. @freakydeakydarling because she my tumblr bae. @bofursunboundbraids because that’s how we do. And I guess @realspookyfriends, because I want to know if she even can answer these questions.

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I was tagged by bofursunboundbraids! Thanks, friend!

Write your name in song titles:

“Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen “Old Money” by Lana Del Rey “Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But...” by Arctic Monkeys “Early Sunsets Over Monroeville” by My Chemical Romance

Why did you choose your URL? I was bored with my old URL (fuckingimpala) and I felt like I had...outgrown it. I went through a series of other URLs, but then I was drunk and talking with a friend and I called myself a humane disaster, jokingly, and then I was like, YES, THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED. So, yeah.

What is your middle name? Lynn

If you could be a fictional/ fairytale being, what would you be? Witch.

Favourite colours? I really like muted gem tones. Like burgundy and navy blue and royal purple and burnt umber. 

Favourite song at the moment? "Control” by Halsey

Top four fandoms? MCU, DC, The Man from Uncle (SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT MOVIE.), I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR HARRY POTTER.

Why do you enjoy tumblr? I decay with entropy.

Tag 9 of your mutuals: (this would be where I normally tag bofursunboundbraids, because that’s how we roll, but she beat me to it.) realspookyfriends, closetwolf, complexmurrine, alanabl00m, onelittletransman, megazords, bitchzinheels, vintagebattlestar, freakydeakydarling

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closetwolf replied to your post “Everyone needs to go follow closetwolf because she is lovely and...”

I love youuuuu

I LOVE YOU MORE, BAE.

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Everyone needs to go follow closetwolf because she is lovely and amazing and the best human being in the world, and I love her.