#the witches rambles

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This is the only daddy I need or want in my life

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Happy Father's Day to my favorite daddy, Miranda Priestly

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OMGGGGG MORE DADDY MIRANDA CONTENT

SHES SO FUCKING HOTTTT

MAY FIRST CAN NOT COME QUICK ENOUGH THAT SEAT IS GONNA BE DRENCHED

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Anyone saying these are dementia eyes, I have to disagree these are "I'm having flashbacks to 20 years ago when I gave you my heart and for a second I thought you'd hold it carefully but actually you dropped it and shattered me" eyes

And this is a desperate look for help to a friend cus she thought she would never see the woman who broke her again and is very caught off guard that she is standing in front of her as if everything is fine and nothing happen. So Miranda doesn't know how to respond so she shuts down and tries to act if she never knew her classic ice queen act

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I KNOW THIS WOMAN IS PACKING 24/7

I think at first she would just have a flesh toned one but once Andy finds out she's buying her wife all different types of colors (red, purple, blue, ect.) and each time she goes "Well it should match your outfits" (with puppy eyes of course)

Andy also just loves seeing Miranda's bulge through her pants even if it is subtle (it makes her go feral)

(Ughhhh she's just so daddy I need her)

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OMGGGGGGGG I just know it's 8 inches and girthy. Andy is walking out of that bedroom with a limp and feels it for days. I don't care how old she is she know how to sling a strap

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Surpriseee another appreciation post this one is for one of my rare husbands who is also CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED (Dwayne from lost boys)

Look at him he's so hot ughhh 😘, this man had like three lines and I fell in love with him the first time I saw him on screen

I want to personally thank my sister who introduced me to him (you know what you did you started this addiction)

I want him to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

Anyway thank you for coming to my ramble 🫶 don't forget to drink your water, eat and take your meds

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Okay ANOTHER reason I think Miranda DEFINITELY does not have dementia is Nigel's reactions and facial expressions

First this reaction. This isn't a "Oh of course she forgot Andy she was here for less than a year" look no this is a "Of course you know her, you got drunk at my house and couldn't stop talking about her. Why are you suddenly acting as if you don't know her" look

Then this one, Nigel is looking at her like "Please stop messing around you know exactly where you were, you were in your office yearing for you assistant who had no fashion sense before she came here and trying to deny it"

Then finally this look to Emily, he's literally like "Please I don't know what she's doing I know she for sure remembers Andy she's just being petty and cold towards her wife and sadly I'm in the middle of it"

So yeah that's why I think Miranda doesn't have dementia and remembers everything and is just icing out Andy to spite her