Lance: Hey Keith, what do you want to do on our date?
Keith: I dunno, wanna go to my room and polish my knife?
Lance: *thinking it’s an euphemism, wiggles eyebrows* Oh yeah, sounds like a fun.
*Lance and Keith in Keith’s room, and Keith is literally polishing his Blade of Marmora knife.
Keith: So, what did you do today?
Lance: *grumbling* Well, not you...














