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🖼️ <:3c It would be cute tbh

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     @the-tired-hare-tech ★ What would happen if someone were to have, hypothetically, made a belligerent customer disappear?

     “Well. . . if that were to happen, hypothetically of course, then perhaps I would just turn a blind eye and keep it a secret.” The only disappointing part of a customer like that vanishing would be the fact it was not his hands that did the deed, “The town would be better without such belligerent people, anyways.”

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If the scrunkly rotten rabbit hasn't bitten at least one child while FF was up, what's even the point of having a skrunkly rotten rabbit anyway??? smh Gotta get your money's worth fr

Exactly! That is one of the reasons why during orientation for new hires it includes "Please keep children away from the animatronic and do not point or get your hands near it unless you are part of the maintenance crew. It can and will bite you and especially children. We can't figure out how to get it out of the programming. As well, please wear PPE around it. It smells but will not allow us near enough to clean it."

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@the-tired-hare-tech || ANIMATRONIC STARTER CALL !

"So, how does it look?" The animatronic says, as it does during every maintenance appointment. He's sitting propped up on a metal table, kicking his legs idly as he watches his technician move around him.

This particular meeting with Mr. Winter has been a long time coming. It typically takes longer for anyone to notice when Phone Guy starts encountering errors than it does for them to realize that the band needs assistance, just because he's less frequently in the spotlight and his malfunctions are less likely to be reported by patrons. These particular errors have been stacking up for weeks, and they've begun to not only affect his physical movements, but his core functionality as well.

Speaking of--

Brrring! Brrring!

He twitches in surprise, his receiver shaking in its cradle as his "incoming call" protocol activates. This must be a byproduct of his malfunctions, as this protocol is typically supposed to be reserved for interactions with children, not employees, but...

"It's for you, Mr. Winter! Pick up and collect your prize!"

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     William leans back in the chair, blue eyes glancing to Alan, “Did you need something, or did a parent start complaining again?” Annoying parents should be thankful they don't make it on the list. Perfection is not attainable, despite how much he has tried to achieve it.

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@the-tired-hare-tech asked:

Sooo....Mike....I have a question, very important, very personal.

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Hold hand? :)

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A soft snort gives way to a chuckle, his face red as his favorite pirate Fox.

“You dork, you of all people don’t have to ask that.” 

Mike gently takes Alan’s hand with his, still an utter blushing mess about it though cause oh gosh their holding hands.