#theamazingcaptdeadpool

[buchananbarnes1991]

Harsh || Wade

Continued from X @theamazingcaptdeadpool

Bucky had almost picked up the bottle. That was until he heard Wade’s bland tone. Sighing as he grasped the bottle and looked at it for a moment. Holding it over the railing before he simply let it go. Closing his eyes as he rested his head back against the cold railing. Not less than sixty seconds later, he heard the wet shatter on the pavement. Racking his hands through his hair as he moved his head from the railing. Resting his arms on his knees, burying his hands into his forearms. 

“Sorry..” He muttered faintly. “I..I didn’t want to hit you..or bash you..”

[gloriousxdarkness]

cont’d from (x) for @theamazingcaptdeadpool

“I’m just relieved you didn’t go ‘he’s my grandpa’ or something,” Wade admitted and let out a sigh of relief. “Because that would have made this sooo awkward.”

“Why, what’d you do to him?” Curiosity peaked, though she found him a bit strange.

[cuz-tony-stark]

"On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine. I'm the one you need." Wade winked, making a point of remembering that Steve was into bad pickup lines, and that he was OBVIOUSLY flirting, he hoped.

Steve fought to keep himself from grinning like an idiot. “That was horrible!”

[benevolentgodloki]

Sorry

Send me ‘Sorry’ and my muse will fill out a formal apology form for yours

[hellsainted]

@theamazingcaptdeadpool​ needs jesus. 

[elegyofpower]

“draw me like one of your french girls”

@theamazingcaptdeadpool i’m sorry but since you told me that his nipples have been burnt off i couldn’t stop thinking about it and i felt bad so here is a corrected version of my sketch

[rightisntalwayseasy]

theamazingcaptdeadpool

CALLING ALL MY STEVES!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

AND WHY DO YOU LOOK EXCITED?!

I’ll be drowing my confusions sorrows in ice cream and blow.

Ed Skrein is a very good actor. I’ve enjoyed many of his films and it was an honor to meet him. Why... Why does that upset you, Wade?

[burnoutspider]

You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Techincally you should be saying that to me. BUT you may get this right. And if you do - you win a prize. Not telling you what that is. The expectations are HIGH. No pressure.

a smile breaks across his stubbled jaw, laughter erupting from his lips. easy. he might have unintentionally fallen asleep on wade for a good part of it (he was just resting his eyes!), but they have recently watched what apparently must be wade’s favourite movie. “--but you have heard of me.” he replies once he’s recovered from the chortling, finger-pointing and all. “fancy yourself a jack sparrow then, hm?” he is more of a james norrington himself. a boop! follows that (careful wade, you might want to copyright it), and peter shoots him a smug look. 

“--well, what’s the prize? I might be expecting a jar of dirt.”