#theambienchronicles

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If my last name was ‘Gull’, I would name my child either ‘Ellie’, ‘Ollie’, or something that begins with the letter ‘C’.

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talking to myself: “..you know what I mean..?”

Me: “yeah I know what I mean”

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um.. it’s november & this CREED concert is not until august next summer, yet already it’s been sold out apparently, & i am like.. who is listening to all this creed anyways..? ..cause I mean they sure aren’t talking about it…. & I just I’ve never met one single person who’s gone around saying things like “I love creed they make great music”

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“..a story about 100 Gecs called Laura & the 99 Gecs…”

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Ancestors & Incestors

Um. This happened.

So I forgot the term ‘future generations’ & was talking To the bugs in my house, & I was talking about their ancestors, & how if they ain’t already dead then they’re all gonna die. ..but I couldn’t remember the whole ‘future generations’ thing, so after saying ‘ancestors’ I referred to the future generations as their ‘post-cestors’ instead.. but then I was like,

“wait, ‘post-cestors?’

‘…pre-cestors..?’ …

‘ancestors…?’ … ‘..incestors…???’ “

& that’s what happened.

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“I don’t have the whys-they-did-its, I just have the whos-they-did-its.”

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My future dating profile bio:

“I’m afraid of everything & I think there’s bugs everywhere”

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“My predetermined dream lover irons his socks every day,” I confidently stated.