#theandroidwheatley

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Dear Nath,I enjoy rping w you. You have a nice writing style. You make me laugh. You should meme. Someday I willsleep. You + me = weird muse jokes. If I saw you now I’d What r You doing in myswamp. I want to??yea you. I would build a dog just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be abc. We could stand under the stars. Love, what (P.S.what.)

thats gay,cute,and dorky.bless u

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(to craig ha HA HA AHAA) say craig, what do you do in your free time?

‘‘ Well.. I used to hang out around Wheatley . maybe go out with him,have fun.... give affection... but since i’ve met him again... i dont know. i’d LOVE to do it again. but i think i’ve upset him too much to do that anymore...’’‘‘ I really do hope you dont hear this,Wheatley..’’

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theandroidwheatley

He swallowed hard. “To say the bloody least.” His face was blank yet intense as he stared at Craig. ---  Craig bit his lip,gazing down for just the smallest moment. ‘‘ I’m sorry...’’

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//THROW ME THE PINK ASSHOLE

here u go!‘’WHAT THE HELL’’

[deadlyneurotoxin]

You have a beautiful voice

      The android sat at her desk late one afternoon, sketching out blueprints for potential test chambers. She could've done it all in her mind, of course, being a computer, but it just wasn't as relaxing that way. There was something about putting a pen to paper that felt natural, even if it was embarrassingly human of her.

      It certainly wasn't her only habit left over from her days as Caroline, though. Another, even more noticeable, habit was her singing. Whenever she was alone, and distracted with mindless paperwork or baking, she couldn't resist the urge to softly a sing a tune.

      It was one of those days. Focused on her work, she hardly even notice the tune coming from her mouth. However, the sound of an intruder in her doorway was certainly enough to snap her out of it.

      She went silent instantly, spinning around in her chair to get a good look at the doorway, and the idiot who decided to sneak up on her. The furious expression on her face was more than enough to warn him that he'd made a mistake.

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☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

"Wheatley. What had four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night? I know you don't like riddles, but I chose an easy one. Anyone could get this one."

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"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"

Hal stared at Wheatley before turning away. "I-I don't need a distraction. I can handle it on my own."

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"I can’t believe I wasted so much time with you."

"I can't believe it either. What I do want to know is why it took so long for you to wise up."