#theangelscrow

[kawaiicleric]

Altean Lance... except please hear me out. Altean Lance in which some Alteans made their way to Earth before Altea was destroyed. Lance can still be the amazing Cuban boy he is and we can have magic

eh… i guess??? but like. you see….part of that is already essential to allura’s story. allura (and coran) are the last alteans. altea is a core part of their identity and culture. and well…..cuba is mentioned a lot when the writers talk about lance, and even merch has mentioned this. it’s essential to his identity and culture. and like, yeah, you can gimme the whole “”altean heritage”” or whatever but. that’s ultimately allura’s story. altean lance serves nothing storyline-wise.

now, if you gimme altean lance au where his cuban heritage remains an essential part of his identity………nice.

[vodka-aunt-coran]

In season 3 they don't find Shiro but they do find Matt. Season 4 Lance and Keith go missing too but commander Holt is found. Season 5 Hunk goes missing but Colleen and the puppy made their way to space. They may not have the paladins of Voltron, but with Pidge, Matt, Sam, Colleen, and Gunther they can form Holtron

oh…my god…

[wlwvoltron]

Keith and Lance share a birthday (it can be whatever sign, I'm hoping Virgo). Lance finds out and immediately asks Keith what time he was born "6:30 am" after about 3 minutes converting time zone differences across birth countries Lance screams "five minutes, you're five minutes older than me. I can't believe this" Keith freezes, he was born at 6:30 but due to complications at birth he didn't actually take his first breath until 6:35am. He couldn't breathe without Lance in his world

thank you for my life

[verymuch-adequate]

Headcanon that Keith was kicked from the garrison because he thought the final exams were like the Chunin exams in Naruto... he didn't answer a single question and gave a big speech before he was removed from the exam hall

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS!!!

[spacemcclain]

Keith can't cook at all, but when they get back to Earth Lance's Mum teaches him. Keith brings as many Earth ingredients and spices with him when they have to return to the castle and whenever Lance is feeling down he'll make his favourite childhood foods (sometimes the perishables will have to be replaced with alien substitutes but Hunk helps Keith out in finding what he can use), reminding Lance of both his family and his amazing boyfriend

Holy crow Keith learning to cook for him is so pure I might be crying thank you for blessing me with this softness ♥

[summer-arts]

If you're still watching the subscriber count for Jontron then congrats you just saw me unsubscribe, I can't believe I used to be a big fan of his videos in high school

my skin is clearing my grades are rising and my over-all outlook on life is improving as jon loses more and more subs

[yuri-librarian]

Your post about Zelda having a big nose and an eight pack got me thinking. What if in Ocarina of Time, when Link meets Shiek, she's basically Matt the radar technician. "I heard Zelda had an 8 pack, she's shredded"

This is utterly fantastic.

Also I was talking about about the new Gerudo in that post and my vague language caused confusion, sorry. Luckily Zelda also has a big nose and is shredded.

[vodka-aunt-coran]

Shiro finding Sam and Matt: "oh thank god, you're here and alive and real, Pidge and I can be happy again". Shiro remembering all the shenanigans he got up to in the garrison that Matt could tell his baby paladins and use to corrupt the children or keep as blackmail: "oh no"

i’m caught up on “his baby paladins” ashfsakdjfg

shiro: matthew if you make me look bad in front of my children i will never forgive you

matt: your what

shiro: listen those kids are wild and if i lose their respect it’s all over

matt: no, shiro, back up to where you called them your children

shiro: it’s been a long few months ok. i’m apparently a father now. that’s just how life is and i’ve got to roll with it.