#thebeckybaker

[bakerlucas]

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

becky:plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i amluke: for fuck’s sake, becks. how can i help you if you don’t even know where you are? do you have any idea at all?

[writeoneli]

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

becky: help me think of a name for my new dogeli: asking me for help? I see you’ve hit the bottom of your list. you’re asking the wrong guy. I named my hearse morty, and my pet tarantula vampira. good luck.

[creativelyimogen]

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send 📂 for a random headcanon:

when imogen’s dad first showed no signs of remembering her, imogen called becky and talked to her on the phone for a couple of hours. she thinks she was understood, despite the crying on her end.