#thebisquid

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Sooo I have a quote I'd love to have calligraphised as a gift but it's too long for your askbox thing and I know your take commissions but I cannot find where :( is there a patreon or something?

oh. oh shoot. whoops. uh this was. like 3 months ago huh. 

well for anyone else interested to get commissions started you gotta dm the etsy, which is my descrip

[systlin]

YOU HAVE A VIZSLA??!!! YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE COME ACROSS

I don’t! My parents do! But I only live a block and a half from my parents, and Goofus jogs down to visit regularly. I think he considers my place simply an extension of pack territory. 

He originally belonged to an arsewipe who lived two doors down from them, but he locked the poor dude out of the house and essentially ignored him. Maybe threw some dog food out there now and then. Yelled at him a lot and threw things when he would whine, and gave him exactly zero attention. If you know Vizlas, this is the worst thing possible for them; they’re called velcro dogs because they are sensitive by nature and love to be loved. 

Mom found him curled up cold and miserable on their back porch one frosty night in fall, after he dug under his old owner’s fence. Vizla’s have very short coats and no undercoats; they do not handle cold well.

 Animals in need tend to home in on Mom and me, and he must have picked up her vibes because he made a beeline for their house and commenced pathetic whimpering. It worked. She brought him in for the night, and the next day went down to the arsehole and informed him that if he wasn’t going to take care of the dog she was. He didn’t seem to care and just shrugged, and just like that he was my parent’s dog. 

He was skinny and dehydrated thanks to neglect, but now he’s a very happy healthy spoiled boy. 

[bisquid]

everyone reblog/reply with your Pillowfort handles so we can all follow each other

I'm bisquid

[sanerontheinside]

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watcha trying to do?

there was this post from ages ago that told you how to, presumably, crosspost your tumblr posts to dreamwidth. it wouldn’t do backups (iirc) but once you set it up it would basically mirror your tumblr on your dreamwidth. idk. doesn’t seem to have worked. 

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Hallooo

Hello, can I help you with something?

[hellenhighwater]

Could I potentially use your morius invictus picture for a tattoo? I'm collecting possible designs

Sure! Please let me know (and send pics) if that’s what you go with! You may want to do different font if you add words, though, that turned out a mess. 

As a general rule, my art is fair game for tattoos, but I do like to know about it.

[finnglas]

I'm desperately trying to get a list of alternative social media/blogs for everyone i follow, in preparation for the inevitable collapse of this hellsite, do you have any?

Hello dear! Yes! Here’s the post that I made earlier today that immediately got buried on my dash. I’ll go ahead and reblog it, too.