BILLY BUTCHER HEADCANNONS
Propaganda I wont fall for:
Karl urban is mid
This man is foine
Soldier boy headcannons +18
Anddd happt very belated birthday to my fav mother/writer @plasticflowersinahistorycemetery
Soft
That coat is yours unofficially/officially, because for some god damn reason after he told you a million times before leaving your always leaving your jacket somewhere, home, car, bar etc. But even after rabting on to you about it, he doesnt hesitate to wrap his coat around you the moment he sees you shiver
-Never forgets anything
Ikik its ironic he remembers that you will forget your things so he always pre packs everything for you. Except jacket cuz he likes to see you in his
-This guy is a widow meaning he knows how to treat a woman and he has endless lines of trauma. But he knows things, how to track periods, leaving the seat down, keeping a hairtie in his pocket or wrist at all times when hes around you
-He knows that little dance you do after you eat smthng takes a mental note and will order for you again if your in a bad mood
- So motherly♡
"Let me see" he groaned facing the ceiling after getting a rough beating by a supe. You didn't tell him but Noirs Blade had cut you while you were gaurding his 6.
"What." You simply said holding back the stinging pain the air was leaving as it hit your cut.
"Don't play daft, let me see the fucking cut Noirs blade left on yeh before you get tity-zytus."
"You mean tetanus."
"That what I said ain't it."
You can't help but press your grin down while taking your shirt of as softly as you could .
Butcher pushed himself off the chair towards the med kit next to the fridge and walked over you kneeling down next to you rested arm.
He fixes you up, always checking in everytime you flinch.
SMUT AFTER minors gtfo
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"Oh yeah love right there."
"You are drivin me crazy princess"
"Those shorts are either gonna be covered by my cum tonight or ripped on the floor luv, you choose"
He is sloppy and gross but like sexy gross. The amount of times he can't help but eat you out in the back of his car till you faint during a stake out.
The debate wether he is an ass man or a tits man is ridiculous. This man will check you out anytime.
- tits: he drives with 1 hand on the wheel 1 hand behind your back sneaking its way to your boob
-ass: when your in any of the safehouse, doing anything that requires you to squat. This man will lean bavk on his chair till he is diagonal just to take a peak at your ass. When yout cooking smthng for breakfast hes gonna sneak in a grab.
He is spanking that ass every chance he gets
-funishments vs punishments
Funishments is when you pretend to wanna kiss them then lean back just as hes about to kiss you back then he pulls you in right away for a small make out sesh in his room then when he got you all hot and bothered and you lean back in for a kiss he pulls away and walks out of the room laughing.
Punishments is when you tease him heavy in the car on a serious mission and you know anytime soon you gotta leap into action your hand starts slowly reaching into his lap. Then that night he fucking rails you. "Yeah, wheres that attitude you got in the car. You li'l fucking tease. Imma bout to rail yeh till you forgrt yer own name."
Urgh need a threesome with butcher and ben ASAP
