#thebrokenkiller

[lostlittlespiderking]

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screams really loudly no

//shhhh

let it happen

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//Let me tell you bitches a thing or two about Theo Oakley

He is feasibly one of my top two or three favorite OCs ever. Especially in this fandom (he isn’t Sherlock-fandom exclusive as far as I know but the point still stands). SERIOUSLY. The whole derivation from Thorin Oakenshield and the backstory and the personality and the fACE CLAIM (AGAIN RICHARD ARMITAGE SCREAMS A LOT) like what is not to love okay what is not to love. He is so beautiful and damaged and needy but still, like, strong, and protective, and also cRAZY and just. JUST. THEO. <333333

I could actually not talk to Amber for the longest time because I was really intimidated by her and Theo because they were both so great and I was so notgreat, and even though I mustered up the nerve once, it was a while before we actually got to speaking on a fairly regular basis. I love the dynamic between Jim and Theo, and Amber is just a rad person and I really want to be her friend????

so yes all the thumbs up if you are not following this blog go follow it right fucking now

[lostlittlespiderking]

/casually tosses my url and muse @ u

And what are you expecting, hmmm? That’s what I’d like to know.

…

[considers] Theo Oakley is… mmm, fascinating. I’ve never met a man I’m quite so inclined to aggravate… There’s something riveting about his anger, something… Mmm… I’m not sure if it’s the way the light twists in his eyes, like lightning… or the snarl in his voice, maybe… or just how absolutely hilarious it is to see such a short man so very angry.

There’s something about him I want. I can’t put my finger on what. But I want it.

I want him.

I want to possess him. I want to see him crack. I want to watch him dance. I want to break him open and explore him like a cavern.

Is that good enough for you?

//Whoa Jim what is with you tonight

wow I’m sorry

in other news Amber I think you’re a really neat person and pls let me love you???

[lostlittlespiderking]

[text: asshole] no [text: asshole] It's not about the money, not with me. I've had people pay me better than you ever have.

[Text: Small Angry Man] I certainly don’t pay you as well as I could. -JM

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[text: asshole] Fucking wanker. Why do I put up with you?

[Text: Small Angry Man] Because I pay the best, of course. -JM

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[text: asshole] Goody-two-shoes attitude? I was just hoping to set an example for my son -- obviously, it didn't work, since he continues to do the shit he does. [text: asshole] I'm almost offended.

[Text: Small Angry Man] God forbid you be offended. -JM

[Text: Small Angry Man] Your sentiment towards your child would be endearing if I cared. -JM

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[text: asshole] Out of practice? It's like you don't know me at all.

[Text: Small Angry Man] Well, I wasn’t aware your goody-two-shoes no-kill attitude didn’t extend to your combat training. My mistake. -JM

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[text: asshole] Don't fucking call me darling if you're going to be a bitch about it. .... [text: asshole] Oh, sweet cheeks, I thought you'd give me less time then /that./

[Text: Small Angry Man] I was trying to be lenient. I assume you’re dramatically out of practice. I didn’t want you to feel incompetent when you couldn’t get the job done on time. -JM

[Text: Small Angry Man] I’m such a saint. -JM