Mar 3, 2013
Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart can speak fluent Welsh. Backwards.
Ludicrous Linguistics
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Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart can speak fluent Welsh. Backwards.
Ludicrous Linguistics
Some say that Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart liked Saturn so much that she put a ring on it.
Absurd Astronomy
Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart held La Haye Sainte at the Battle of Waterloo with nothing more than a pink highlighter, a copy of One Direction's latest single and a Victoria's Secret catalogue. She was forced to retreat when the highlighter ran out.
1815: The Spy Wars
Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart once beat Charlemagne in a fiercely contested game of 'Just Dance 4'. She received the regions of Provence, Septimania and Gascony as a reward.
The Oxford and Cambridge Medieval History of Spies Vol. 2
Some say that the word 'perplexing' was invented by peers of Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart to adequately explain her thesis entitled "The Socio-Political Effect of the Theremin in the Sengoku Jidai Period".
Now That's What I Call Interesting!
When Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart was asked what she wanted for Christmas, she answered in an unknown foreign language... a mix between English, French and Norwegian.
The Daily Spy
Some say that Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart's life is actually available as an Audiobook narrated by Alan Rickman.
The Daily Spy
Tabetha Vane Tempest Stewart is campaigning to represent Gondor at Rio de Janeiro 2016.
The Lord of the Spies