LA! where is that? we'd get crushed. not us! smog, can't see. climb a tall tree! lousy traffic. love to walk! no culture. grooves along! cold and cruel. swimming pools! phoney city. so pretty! religious nuts. takes all kinds! noisy, noisy. soul beat brother! tinsel town. solid city! gaudy, ugly. gassy, classy! cheap, anyhow. yeah! like, wow! very dirty. Simon-pure! dull scene. my dream!! square, hey. no way! sick and low. living show! it's got no class. nothing but! empty, no heart. full, sweetheart! a no-talent town. don't put it down!! junkie heaven. not for me! dishonest clowns. sincere, you'll see! perverts, fruits. swingers! kooks! obvious, stinks. full-length minks! all strangers. not all! like who? like my aunt! oh yeah? rich Aunt Susan! bitch Aunt Susan. got my share! of what? of the bread!! cool head! so we go? so go!! #beyondthevalleyofthedolls #thecarrienations
