#thechaoticscientist

[cynastine]

did you make a short joke

no your mom did and here he is 

[cynastine]

Rainbow

Purple: 10 facts about my room

i cant paint the walls so i cover them with hand painted cloths

i have a red leather bed

i have a purple light string around my bed

its a rly small room

i never turn off my lights

i have a feather bed

i sleep with a body pillow at the back of the headbord, a pillow for me to sleep on, a pillow next to me, a pillow resting on that pillow verticaly, and a pillow on the other side of my bed so my bed feels less empty 

i sleep with florence and the machines ‘lungs’ CD playing all night

its cold

Blue: 9 facts about my parent figures 

god, i dont think i can find 9 

my dad used to drive trains

i live with my mom

my mom works at save on foods

they divorced when i was 3

my mom has cut off any strong emotional bonds after the divorce because she says that she wanted to raise me with complete emotional and physical Independence 

i’m my parents only child

my dad says i’m his best friend and the only person he can rely on

my mom says she wants me to take care of myself because she never had too till she was 35 (she lied i took care of her my whole life but whatever) 

Green: 8 facts about my body

i have purple curly hair

i have good sized eyes

i have sexy fucking lips

i cant find 8 facts

im 5’7

i have a heart shaped mole on my left knee

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

it was very lonely

i didn’t know how to treat kids. the only people i knew where adults

i wrote really good books and drew really obscure pictures that kids shouldn’t be drawing/writing

i made a cult when i was in grade 5

my mom said that i would tell her about my past lives alot

i tried to breast feed my cat when i was 4

Orange: 6 facts about my town/city

its on an island

its all foresty

lots and lots of rain

Godzilla and twilight and the hunger games series was filmed here

thats all

Red: 5 facts about my best friend(s)

she has black fur

she sits when i tell her

she likes rope toys and crunchy treats

we nap together once a day

she is a puppy if you haven’t gotten that yet 

Pink: 4 facts about my family

we are all very distant

we all have mental disorders

i think all of us at one point have tried to commit suicide 

we dont even like eachother

White: 3 facts about my personality

im really funny

i give all i have to those who have nothing

i am very adventurous 

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

my puppy tries to play with my cats but they dont like her

i like my coffee with about 3 tbs of cream and 2 ts of brown sugar

Black: 1 fact about the person i like 

he loves me as much as i love him 

[cynastine]

thechaoticscientist replied to your post: Why don’t they make catnip for humans

They do. Its weed

yeah but you don't throw weed on the floor, roll around it in, and squeak as you eat it raw 

[cynastine]

thechaoticscientist replied to your post: i’m having a hard time trying to find ...

Everything

i cant see it 

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thechaoticscientist replied to your post:thechaoticscientist replied to your post:Why do...

I saw a gif set of it a long time ago but I dont know if tis real. People were really angry when it was going around but when it stopped I stopped seeing hate for him

Well I mean elves aren't real and considering that fact I assume it was a joke. Kinda like "An elf? They are so sexy, I'd drug one for sex. That's like a one time thing" Like I don't know who'd be serious saying something like that.

-Prometheus

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thechaoticscientist replied to your post:Why do people hate Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman ? I've seen them talk a lot of smack but never explain or tell me to google it but not what to google exactly

Didn’t Martin talk about drugging a elf for sex in a interview

Idk if he did but are people ad about that? I mean I'm sure it's a joke plus elves don't exist so I don't see the issue here.

-Prometheus

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM CITIZEN

THANK YOU FRIEND!!

[andrewblushie]

thechaoticscientist replied to your post: SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DND I WANNA PL...

Its requires math unless your lazy with friends then you just mess around with dice and oc

I was looking at that online pathfinder DND thing and I want a nereid but whatevs idk