#thechimeraprince

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ship meme: S-t-e-o - 7, 23, 28, 30 (just wanna hear him say it)

Ship Headcanons | Open

7. What do they get up to on a night out ?

Murder. Cuddling and entirely too much sex that should not even be healthy for a human. Also, marathoning Hoarders and screaming at the TV because neither of them could ever live like that and that’s just sad considering one of them used to live in the sewers.

23. Where is their favourite place to be together?

In bed.

28. Why do they get jealous?

INSECURITY. But no, they’re cool about it. Like, hangs off of and clings to one another when they get hit on because “I know my boyfriend is hot as fuck, thanks for noticing too.”

30. Why does it work (or not work) between them?

It works because they’re both sociopaths desperate for a connection to somebody who understands them. They need constant validation, affirmation, loyalty that is chosen. A reason. Someone who won’t judge them even at their worst.

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(from Theo)👌(in a car)👌(on a car)👌(in a bed)👌(against a wall)👌(in the woods)👌(in a bathroom while the pack is watching a movie outside)👌(on a couch)👌(in Liam's bed because he's the worst)👌(because he's cute)👌(because he's hot)👌(instead of punching back)👌(because he's giving him sass)👌(because he missed him)👌(because he's his entire reason for living)👌(because he owes him his life)👌(because he wants to fulfill the promise and not get that divorce)

Who wants to fuck Stiles? Meme | Open

“Dude. There are children present.”

By children, he totally means Liam.

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♥ (sure as hell not from Dean)

If We - Would You Meme | Open

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If we kissed?

[] Quickie.

[X] Tongue. (Duh.)

[X] Softly bite your lip.

[] We wouldn’t.

[X] Long and meaningful.

[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.

[X] You remember last time? (We can never just kiss.)

[] Awkward…

[] Lol no.

[X] Fuck you

Would I go out with you?

[] Yes, definitely.

[X] No. (Do you wanna hear it in Spanish? No.)

[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.

[] Maybe.

[] Nope, you’re like family.

[] You’re cute, but probably not.

[] Just simply not my type.

[] If I knew you better.

[X] Already did. (Maybe already am, maybe.)

[] I don’t know.

[X] Fuck you

If we took a picture together, we’d be…

[] Hugging each other.

[] Just chilling.

[] Holding hands.

[X] Kissing.

[] Acting dumb.

[] Normal picture.

[X] You holding me from behind.

[X] Fuck you.

You are…

[] Cute/Pretty.

[] Good looking.

[X] Sexy.

[] All of the above

[X] Ugly ass

[X] Fuck you

You + me + room = …

[] Movies.

[] Cuddling.

[] Hanging out.

[] Kissing.

[] Playing games.

[X] “Everything.”

[X] Wouldn’t let you in.

[X] Fuck you

You should…

[] Hit me up.

[X] Be mine. (Already are.)

[X] Marry me. (Already gonna.)

[] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.

[] be studying

[X] Die (Already have.)

[X] Fuck you

If we got married, I’d…

[] Divorce you.

[] Make kids.

[] Take your money and bounce.

[X] Smash every day. (Or hour.)

[] I would cheat on you.

[X] Be faithful.

[X] Kill you in your sleep

[] We wouldn’t

[X] Fuck you

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ship meme: S T A L Y D I A (!!!) - 2, 3, 5, 11, 27

Ship Headcanons | Open

2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better?

To be honest, Stiles will always win the Insecurity Game. But Malia is a sharp second. Lydia could cheer them up with praise, reminders they’re awesome, kisses and pizza rolls. But keep in mind it’s just as easy to make them feel worse. Whoops.

3. Who is the most romantic?

Stiles is the most romantic out of the three of them, I think. He’s always trying to spoil the girls and they always pretend they hate it, but in all honesty they’ve started to expect it and get sad when he doesn’t send flowers or leave “I love you” post-it notes on the bathroom mirror.

5. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

Malia, surprisingly. Despite having the worst fear of not getting that loved return. But Stydia has yet to let her down.

11. What do they hide from one another?

Mostly? Whoever drank the last of Lydia’s wine. Especially if they didn’t get a chance to go to the store before she got home. Theo is their go to blame so they can try to avoid her wrath.

27. Why do their friends get annoyed with them?

They’re often clingy, and Stalia insist on having to be touching Lydia or each other, somehow some way, even in public. Liam gets the most annoyed because it’s like having two extra moms he didn’t ask for. Scott thinks it’s adorable, and Theo is usually jealous - let’s be real.