Have you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
I’ve never read it, but I can quote it chapter and verse, becuase one of my fondest memories is listening to the BBC Broadcast recording during summer road trips.
Dad ended up going to a total of 19 parent-teacher conferences because my sister and I kept fucking quoting it at school. My sister did a great impression of Marvin the Paranoid Android, which made several teachers understandably worried but my “I wish i had a head like yous, Mrs. Moor. I could have hours of fun, banging it against a wall and suffer no ill consequence” darn near got me suspended.













