#thechunchyslig

[gallusrostromegalus]

Have you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

I’ve never read it, but I can quote it chapter and verse, becuase one of my fondest memories is listening to the BBC Broadcast recording during summer road trips.

Dad ended up going to a total of 19 parent-teacher conferences because my sister and I kept fucking quoting it at school.  My sister did a great impression of Marvin the Paranoid Android, which made several teachers understandably worried but my “I wish i had a head like yous, Mrs. Moor.  I could have hours of fun, banging it against  a wall and suffer no ill consequence” darn near got me suspended.

[gallusrostromegalus]

thechunchyslig mentioned you in a post “Have you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?”

…near got me suspended. gallusrostromegalus

That’s super-nice of you to offer but I can only have ebooks now- I have a super-tiny apartment and very limited shelving.  thank you for the offer though!

[ask-the-scatterbrained-hatchling]

Wait so you're tops, right?

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[seldity]

Ayyyyy

uwu

[timurmurtazin]

Help.

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

[timurmurtazin]

The chunchy man, he comes

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

[timurmurtazin]

I have two followers now. Does that mean you're point 35 times cooler than me now?

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns s   l     o    w     l    y

[timurmurtazin]

Would you rather admit that gig bot took over all of your motor functions or burst your appendix?

A sock hop beneath my bed