#theconstantdrumming

[acooltheatrekid]

My roommates uterus is too strong. Her hormones could be weaponized and used against the entire female population. These cramps might actually kill me. How does she do this. No one should have this much power.

[acooltheatrekid]

This week I made homemade mixed berry pie and cherry/strawberry frozen yogurt for the first time and both were from scratch and I just feel like Taylor swift would be very proud of me

[acooltheatrekid]

400 followers tonight ayyyeee

[acooltheatrekid]

Life hack: keep all your important personal documents on a floppy disk, that way no one will ever be able to read them. Not even you.

[acooltheatrekid]

No filter needed when your friendship is this fabulous. #happybirthdaykins 💗💙💗

[acooltheatrekid]

I just bent down to kiss my dog goodnight and she farted in my face and that's love I guess

[livingfivebyfive]

I don’t wanna steal your freedom, I don’t wanna change your mind. I don’t have to make you love me, I just wanna take your time…

[silentthevoice]

Your Fave is Problematic: Reyna (theconstantdrumming)

Too nice

Like way too nice

suspiciously nice even

also suspiciously pretty

her poetry will make you wanna cry

Makes imaginary worlds where funny things happen

some of those worlds involve dogs and kfc

will always talk sad headcanons with you

will make you wanna cry with said sad headcanons

will always compliment your food no matter how bad it is

when debating on whether or not you should spend money will say "treat yourself" and encourage you to buy the whole store