#thecornanon

[magma-mouse]

you also deserve corn, which you can get, right now

“COOOORRRNNNN!!”

[shuicheese]

my husband can have curious interests and still be inocent, noones given him the birds and the bees talk yet for example

your husband will be given the talk 

ahem

@nikolas-is-gay

when a mommy and a daddy loves each other so much, they go to the store to buy a corn and eat itwhen they finish feasting on it, a miracle happensbut i wasnt born like that, i thinki dont know my parentsi woke up in a cavewho are my parentswHO ARE YOU-

[shuicheese]

we don't smell any ash here, we should bring some nextime the bluemen let me leave

   mY CORN PAL!! CORN!! 

who’s this blueman you speak of? >:0c and why do you need ashes-

[shuicheese]

corn fact, they have the cob shape due to their inept fear of teeth, hoping the mildly sharp end would scare away teeth weilders but in the end humans had the powr to crossbreed corn and force the stabber to become weak and useless

you learn something new every day 

even if it’s a bit of a morbid fact

[shuicheese]

hahahahahahahhaa

my sweet corn~!!

 why are you laughing owo