#satanic cryptid

[shuicheese]

Since we're talking crabs. Thots on the coconut crab?

OVERSIZED CHONKERS

I LOVE EM BUT I FEEL LIKE I'D BE SCARED OF EM IRL UNFORTUNATELY BUT THEY LOOK ADORABLE AND SPOOPY HONESTLY-

I forgot what they were for a hot second and was like "are they like hermit crabs that steal coconuts or something" and forgot they're so large you can practically hold em

11/10 would give em a coconut tho <3

[shuicheese]

Do you actually eat cereal with a fork?

OKAY OKAY LEMME TELL YOU A STORY // THE CONTEXT;

I WAS HALF ASLEEP ONCE UPON A TIME, LIKE, YEARS AGO AND I ATE CEREAL WITH A FORK. I APPARENTLY DID THIS A HANDFUL OF TIMES WHENEVER I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UP UNTIL MONTHS LATER AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE MAN" BUT PROCEEDED TO EAT IT WITH A FORK BFHJVFHJVFVJF

I DO IT SOMETIMES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM A WACC ENIGMA THAT DOES WEIRD THINGS WHEN I'M HALF ASLEEP

[shuicheese]

My biggest fans; two gay children except one of them has 2 of their sideblogs which are also my biggest fans- 

[ @zingay  @nikolas-is-gay ]

[shuicheese]

my husband can have curious interests and still be inocent, noones given him the birds and the bees talk yet for example

your husband will be given the talk 

ahem

@nikolas-is-gay

when a mommy and a daddy loves each other so much, they go to the store to buy a corn and eat itwhen they finish feasting on it, a miracle happensbut i wasnt born like that, i thinki dont know my parentsi woke up in a cavewho are my parentswHO ARE YOU-

[shuicheese]

Yiss hello I just want to say that @zingospinning is a very gay lesbischnitzel and @nikolas-is-gay is a very gay devil and I love these two gay nerds so much thats all I have to say have a gr8 day 

[shuicheese]

So the fusion option immediatly made me think.... Aza and Zerum fusion... Fml

Man I don’t know about you but this abomination has a shitty fusion design.Though at least Zerum doesn’t need to do the talking?? <:3cAza saved their life for once. And that’s about it really.

Still accepting art doodles~

[shuicheese]

"I kno what to shitpost next tho :3c" Explain

Have you ever looked at Daniel and thought “Maybe he would be a gr8 Ramsey” so you plan to make a lovely video of him being chef Ramsey one day and he can finally shout just like our friendly pal, Gordon Ramsey? Yeh me too.

[shuicheese]

You know one of my goal in life is to read The Clown Egg Register to @empress-of-silhouettes01