May 31, 2014
Every friendship gets to that point where nothing is weird anymore. And that is most of my friendships today.
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Every friendship gets to that point where nothing is weird anymore. And that is most of my friendships today.
"Dude-- you're like more sober than that kid that sits in the corner at all of these parties, let's get some more drinks please- the world isn't 3D enough and I still have yet to moonwalk." He's already shitfaced and quite frankly; may or may not break into a dance sequence in about 2.5 seconds.
thomasxadelaide
Who is louder? Adelaide.
Who is more experimental? Thomas.
Who takes more risks? Thomas.
Do they fuck or make love? Depends; usually they make love.
Lights on or off? Either or.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Thomas.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear? Adelaide stole Thomas underwear once when Adelaide went on a mission.
Who comes first? Adelaide.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Thomas is better and Adelaide prefers it.
Who is more submissive? Adelaide.
Who usually initiates things? Adelaide.
Who is more sensitive? Adelaide.
Who has the most patience? Thomas.
Which kinks do they share? Biting, marking.
thecreaturehouse
'Hi. Uh--- sorry. I'm a little lost.' [ You're a lot lost. ] 'Do you know where I am?'
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thecreaturehouse
"You were definitely not standing there before. So either I'm not paying attention, or you're a ninja."