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Freddie Got Fingered

[aggressively whistles the girl from ipanema]

You fucking dorks

Also

don't worry

I'm still working on An Ode to Poo Eyes

Sad to have to leave Indiana and my sweetheart, but awfully excited for the poetry I'm writing on the plane home.

someone stop me please

Me: Look a fact..."Twins often married each other in Bali, as it was assumed they had sex as fetuses."

Brooke:

Me:

Brooke: ...Interesting.

Me:

Brooke:

Me: .............................//Twinteresting.//

WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOOOOOW WHO I AM INSSSIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEE-- -sobbing-

thecupcakeimpling (whilst taking off her makeup)

Listening to the Cloud Atlas soundtrack, passive-aggressively Bondblogging and making cupcakes with a lovely lady

Can this be the rest of my life

#thecupcakeimpling