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WANTED FUGITIVE AND HYDRA-COLLABORATOR STEVE ROGERS SPOTTED IN COLUMBUS CIRCLE

From the Desk of Editor and Publisher J. Jonah Jameson

Several months ago, the world was shaken by the events which took place in Vienna on what was supposed to be a momentous step towards wrangling-in the super-powered perpetrators of violence. What came from the conference, instead, was death and betrayal.

But what was most shocking was not the sudden explosion that killed several high-ranking diplomats and nearly brought down a building on innocent civilians. Nor was it the revelation that the bomber was a known Hydra1 agent. 

No, the piece of information that hurt America at it’s core was the choice of Steve Rogers, the once great Captain America ( @earnedstripes​ ), aiding and abetting the Hydra agent and, in turn, betraying all America stands for.

So after tossing his country aside, spitting on the ground of the nation that idolized him, all to assist an international killer and criminal in escape and evasion of capture, you’d think Steve Rogers would have the right mind to, at the very least, never show his face in New York City ever again.

Alas, dear readers, for not even this was enough to elicit one ounce of shame in Mr. Rogers’ body. For Steve Rogers was recently spotted in Columbus Circle, apparently in disguise and once again causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage for us tax-payers to take care of later. 

Rogers fought some sort of large robot, one of mysterious origin who's markings would imply a relation to associates of Steve Rogers. Indeed, some analysts have suggested the whole thing was a stunt in order to improve Steve Rogers standing in America.

Luckily for America, we are not comprised of only fools and fanatics. We will not fall for flashy parlor tricks or scruffy facial hair. Steve Rogers has chosen to show his face not only on US soil, but right here in the city, so we need to be the ones to remind him that he betrayed us. That he betrayed his country.

If you have any information about Steve Rogers whereabouts, contact Thaddeus Ross, Secretary of State.

1. Hydra is a Nazi-affiliated international terrorist organization that once fought Captain America during World War II. It seems now they have colluded. 

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