#thedefenderoftheearth

[cloysterbell]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your post: thedefenderoftheearth replied to …

josh demands credit

*what the fuck josh

[cloysterbell]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your photoset: “Today on “The Dangers of Online Shopping”, look at this cute fucking...”

i saw this and tried to a bulbasaur impression and then mr. defender was like you sound more like you just got kicked in the vagina "ahhh my vulva's sore!"

what the fuck crystal

[90stvqueen]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your post: Any of my followers in NYC and hiring ...

Nah but if you want to move out to Phoenix, I have a spot for you at The Cheesecake Factory xD

cool, can i come live with you? i don’t have anywhere else to stay in phoenix

[folklaurens]

@flapperorslapper said: SHUTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP omg, my life can finally resume

@thedefenderoftheearth said:stOP EVERYTHING

I KNOWWWW Katie and i literally bought all they had at walgreens.

Granted they were having a 3 for $2 sale so.

[stoprobbers]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your photo:current forecast for when my alarm will go off...

omg that looks like some sort of hellscape to me. the overnight low in phoenix has been 27 over the past three days and i’m like ???????

i am not super looking forward to the next few days, and it looks like it's gonna bottom out around Wednesday with a full day high of 4 degrees, but then maybe normal winter will return?

27 is no big deal, but it's only no big deal if you're actually equipped for it. i live in chicago, we all have coats and gloves and hats and layers and snow boots, so 27 is a breeze. and that's also why somewhere in minnesota, someone can read my complaints and is laughing at me. they've been having highs in the single digits and negatives for weeks now.

for the life of me, i do not understand why anyone lives in minnesota

[thebadwolfbeauty]

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ACTUALLY TAG ME IN THINGS AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THAT SO I ONLY JUST CHECKED MY TAG RIGHT NOW AND SAW THESE THINGS AND I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING I JUST NEVER THOUGHT TO CHECK. I'M SO SORRY. You guys are precious and I love you. 

[ngalitzine]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your post: thedefenderoftheearth replied to your ...

and then i came across a weather report in my facebook feed and no, it was actually 109 today fUCK

nooooooooooooooo

[ngalitzine]

thedefenderoftheearth replied to your post:The fact that I went to the mall and there is...

ugh same it’s still like 105 here >:(

like honestly its september it shoudnt be this hot anymore.