#thedemonsnake

[uraharashouten]

@thedemonsnake said:

"How much for your entire chocolate stock?!"

His entire chocolate supply? 

“Weeeelll—” the shopkeeper drawled, eyeing the snake up and down, “I’d tell you it would cost an arm and a leg, but I fear that would put it out of your price range entirely. How much have you got?”

[an-ordinary-roach]

I prefer doom 3 over the new ones.

[[ yeah I can see that tbh, doom 3 was probably one of my first doom’s I’ve ever played?? My oldest brother had an Xbox so III’m pretty sure I played it,  though how long for is very uncertain! ]]

[blitz-show]

"Nice hair!"

“i don’t have any”

[killin-killjoy]

@thedemonsnake​ | Via

“I find it remarkable that I say my powers aren’t interesting and yet you’re immediately interested.”

She sighs, rolling her eyes.

“Most of them are just because of the type of demon I am. You know, extra arms, extra eyes, poison, that kinda thing, but I can also eat pretty much anything without dying. Oh, and this”

Her extra limbs pop out from her back and, without even blinking, she grabs one and yanks it off, tossing it over her shoulder. After a few seconds, another one takes its place. Katie just shrugs.

[witcherblooded]

12. Have you been involved in drama? Do you regret it?

be honest meme

I have and I don’t want to get into details about it but lemme tell you, I rather stay as far away from drama as possible. I’m getting too old for drama and drama never turns out good for anyone tbh. 

[divifaelle]

"Would you prefer me to expunge these pesky non-faces?"

“What’s in it for you?”

[goddess-mothra]

"Have you ever tried popcorn?"

{{Popcorn? What an adorable word! I don’t think I’ve tried it. It must be good to have such a delightful name.}}

[umbradevore]

"Ever had sex inside a guillotine?"

@misfit-6uardian

“Yes”